23 favourites from the weird and wonderful r/ShowerThoughts

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Weight of a human can vary by a few hundred pounds, yet an airline will charge you extra if your luggage is 5lbs over the limit.
justainsel

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WretchedMotorcade
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It’s weird how we’ve never seen a dinosaur ghost, even though billions of them died in very gruesome ways.
ArminArlert_

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The first human to eat an oyster must’ve been starving.
BadLuck1968

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The message of Shrek is to not judge people by their appearance but the movie makes fun of Lord Farquaad for his height.
Similar_set_6582

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Scrooge McDuck is losing money due to inflation for keeping his money in a vault.
Pred1949

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Technically it’s impossible to skip breakfast unless you eat nothing all day.
VodkaBat

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After buying a lottery ticket, you’re much more likely to die before the draw than to hit the jackpot.
kotimaantieteilija

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Naming children after flowers and herbs is normal, but naming them after fruits and vegetables is strange.
FlankSteakerson

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TheNoman19
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Zombies are skeletons are same monster, one’s just been dead longer.
fhxefj

We’re with WimpyKidFan37, who wants The Muppet Show to all the credit it deserves.

No one ever talks about how The Muppet Show broke barriers for being one of the first successful TV shows where most of the characters were left-handed.

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