Rudy Giuliani got the roasting he deserved for launching his own brand of coffee – 17 stirring responses
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All Rudy had to do was just maintain a mediocre public image and he would’ve gone down in history as a heroic figure.
Instead he’s shilling coffee on social media. Talk about an all-time fumbling of the bag. https://t.co/3m9xNmr0Q0
— Nate (@GlitchBurgh) May 21, 2024
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Speaking of pooping, Rudy Giuliani now has his own brand of coffee out. Side effects include marrying your cousin, booking landscaping businesses for press conferences, having teeth like yellow crayons and brown shit dripping down your face, and uncontrollable flatulence. pic.twitter.com/6bqGvGwhh2
— Scary Larry ✊ (@aintscarylarry) May 20, 2024
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“Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your Rudy Giuliani branded coffee. Do you not respect the troops or something?” pic.twitter.com/aYaydJYnHq
— Sammy James (@HebHammer94) May 21, 2024
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When you need a bitter start to the day
— Donald (@007__NIL) May 19, 2024
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Instead of sifting through a paper filter you have to use Rudy's hair line.
— Steve Martin (@UnrealBluegrass) May 21, 2024
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Did Borat put him up to this??? https://t.co/izqaD4oCAd
— Tim Gill (@timgill924) May 21, 2024
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Idk if this is worse or better than when he was selling mypillow flip flops https://t.co/94nMiptTaT pic.twitter.com/qKgmutZCFK
— Lauren Rinaldi ♀️ (@LRinaldiArt) May 21, 2024
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I don’t like drip coffee https://t.co/tWWg0rzwDH
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) May 19, 2024
We look forward to seeing what product he goes for next.
I'm sitting this one out; saving up for when he launches his new fertilizer: Rudy Doody.
— The Shallow State (@OurShallowState) May 19, 2024
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