25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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— the Beverly of Cheverly (@NickoGallo) May 18, 2024
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Hollywood’s business model is just Emma Stone, Emily Blunt and Margot Robbie taking it in turns to star in films with Ryan Gosling until there’s no money left and it becomes an orchard again.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) May 22, 2024
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i know that the frontal lobe is not developed before age 25 because i got married when i was 24 and decided to get my first ever spray tan spontaneously on the day of my wedding.
— emily (@emilykmay) May 18, 2024
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If you'd told me 30 years ago that in 2024 Feargal Sharkey and Carol Voderman are our most effective political activists, I'd have had questions for you. Like, how did you get here from the future? What do you mean, invest in Apple? The fruit? Wait, THAT Boris Johnson? Holy shit.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) May 20, 2024
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relaxing before bed by watching 2-6 seconds of 100-200 videos
— Michael Good (@michaelgooood) May 20, 2024
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when movies add that accordion music to scenes set in Paris, they’re actually trying to cover up the fact that every cafe in the city is constantly blasting songs from Now That’s What I Call Music! 4
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) May 18, 2024
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My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some cold hard truths about myself
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 20, 2024
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i often find myself insisting to my partner that i only have “normal bag stuff” in my rucksack and “yes i do need to carry around all those items”, so it pains me to say that today i found an unopened jar of roasted garlic cloves in there
— michael wave (@SzMarsupial) May 19, 2024
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when my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen pic.twitter.com/mivgbRAtSR
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) May 20, 2024
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Good work, everyone pic.twitter.com/gQ5Kdre1mM
— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@RufusTSuperfly) May 20, 2024
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Can't even have lungless frogs anymore, because of croak pic.twitter.com/AG6fPIIUUp
— Sophie Hall Yeah x10 (@SophLouiseHall) May 22, 2024
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There should be a grown-up version of toys in cereal. I want to open a box of bran flakes and get a free spirit level.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) May 21, 2024
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This pub has very limited opening hours. pic.twitter.com/jdE2NTXp4r
— Scott Pack (@meandmybigmouth) May 21, 2024
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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