Colin from Portsmouth has some really strong opinions on the general election – and he’s not afraid to share them
Not to be too Brenda from Bristol about it, but we’re all going to be sick of hearing about the general election before the six weeks are up, although reading funny posts about it should certainly help.
Study our new combined honours in Politics and Meteorology (June 2024 entry, California campus). pic.twitter.com/jqBb858ZN8
— Bantshire University (@BantshireUni) May 23, 2024
Study our new combined honours in Politics and Meteorology (June 2024 entry, California campus). pic.twitter.com/jqBb858ZN8
— Bantshire University (@BantshireUni) May 23, 2024
Boris Johnson right now. #GeneralElection pic.twitter.com/tMpWKfWdlb
— Matthew Highton (@MattHighton) May 22, 2024
If I was on Rishi Sunak's PR team I'd tell him his only hope is to spend the next six weeks learning the Tom Holland/Rhianna Umbrella dance routine.
— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) May 23, 2024
If anyone can keep our minds laser-focused on the important points, it’s Colin from Portsmouth – the permanently irritated and often confused radio phone-in regular, created by the brilliant Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison – popularly known as the Exploding Heads.
As you can imagine, Rishi Sunak‘s announcement had Colin’s mind working overtime, and we reaped the benefit.
"Starmer hasn't got a chance! He's focusing on trivial things like an NHS in crisis, sewage in rivers, record numbers of small boats and children in poverty. But Sunak…Sunak knows what a woman is!"
Colin from Portsmouth is right behind Rishi Sunak, Westminster's Susan Hall pic.twitter.com/jBbAxuj2Md
— The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) May 22, 2024
“England will be out by then. Perfect moment for the nation to dust itself off and reunite in glory.”
Like they say – always look on the bright side of life. Colin’s perspective had Twitter/X in stitches.
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Brilliant https://t.co/sga3nilNwR
— Sock Council (@SockCouncil) May 22, 2024
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Free at last ,free at last! Stop it! Burst out laughing in public, again. Relying on Colin to get me through the next six weeks. Do you think he may be invited onto Question Time? Fiona will have to up her game.
— merys richards (@welshmerys) May 23, 2024
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One of his best rants yet, especially the end.
— Matt (@MattRanson) May 23, 2024
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The “Susan Hall of Westminster”. Brilliant
— Gary Wood (@7_Sheds) May 23, 2024
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Colin is free at last. #LoveToTheFamily https://t.co/L6LFHWqmrR
— Big Brother is trolling you (@greenegg) May 23, 2024
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Colin For PM!
— skye (@skyera1n) May 22, 2024
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Colin from Portsmouth is on the line, and he's OUTRAGED! https://t.co/ZPbB7AhO5W
— ℓουℓου ♥️ (@SkiptomyLoulou) May 22, 2024
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Independence from the woke elite !
Colin's voting Tory.
Genius as ever. https://t.co/kCMveADqJm
— Brexit Fails (@BrexitFails) May 23, 2024
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Brilliant again and again. But this is one of the very best https://t.co/A7OTPm4y1o
— Mark Wade (@Madewark) May 23, 2024
As a Portsmouth man, there is one thing that might change Colin’s mind about Sunak.
Does Colin realise that Sunak is a Saints fan? I think he should be told.
— Mark Collins (@SparkyTheClown) May 23, 2024
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And now, you can gift a loved one a Colin rant for a special occasion. No, really.
Is your loved one's birthday or anniversary coming up and you've got no idea what to get them?
Why not give them the gift of a lifetime – an angry rant from Colin from Portsmouth.
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— The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) May 15, 2024
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Colin from Portsmouth’s advice for London voters may be his funniest rant so far
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