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The Tories’ mandatory National Service policy has gone down as well as you’d expect – 37 best reactions
18.
I guess getting screamed at for not keeping your living area up to scratch is good preparation for a lifetime of renting from dodgy landlords. https://t.co/aaWl6wLfja
— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) May 25, 2024
19.
going to pour myself a big drink and watch the tories argue that this should apply in northern ireland https://t.co/W62LsLvWW7
— Sarah Creighton (@Saraita101) May 25, 2024
20.
Tomorrow he's announcing a plan to bring back press gangs and scurvy. https://t.co/yOAEjvqklj
— The Jase (@jasemonkey) May 25, 2024
21.
National fucking Service? pic.twitter.com/entNz1Ed6M
— Malcolm V Tucker ☠️ (@Tucker5law) May 25, 2024
22.
The Tories bringing back #nationalservice to appeal to the old.
Fuck sake, what's next?
Heartbeat to be played continuously on every TV channel.
Werthers Originals will replace money & all restaurants will serve bangers & mash instead of that foreign muck.
Desperate cunts— joe heenan (@joeheenan) May 25, 2024
23.
The policies of the Conservative Party are basically now just Facebook comments
— James Marsters (@earlofbeverley) May 25, 2024
24.
By the 3rd of July, Sunak will be on live TV, pointing a gun at a golden retriever, daring you not to vote for him.
— Malcolm V Tucker ☠️ (@Tucker5law) May 25, 2024
25.
What happened to mandatory maths? As the mother of an 18 year old I'm thinking he's not thought this through https://t.co/dwiHK9JY2u
— Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips) May 25, 2024
26.
Oh fuck off! How am I supposed to out parody that? https://t.co/FuLpbmlnG3
— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) May 25, 2024
27.
me after climbing out of the barracks window 5.45am Day 1 National Service pic.twitter.com/vUzHasgG93
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) May 25, 2024
28.
“I have a bone spur” #nationalservice pic.twitter.com/rN92w0gJbe
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) May 25, 2024
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"And would you be more likely to vote for us if you thought we might kill your grandchildren?" pic.twitter.com/biIGQbm7vZ
— Robert Hutton (@RobDotHutton) May 25, 2024
30.
New policies for Tory campaign relaunch:
• All husbands to refer to their wives as ‘er indoors
• Compulsory Greggs steak bake for all vegans
• Men are banned from crying
• No one may be gay without the signatures of two doctors and a promise not to ‘shove it in our faces’
— Stella Cast ️️⚧️ (they/she) (@SpillerOfTea) May 25, 2024
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I did National Service and it didn’t do me any harm. Well, I was in a punk band for two years, which amounts to the same thing. I did my duty. It was tough, and I was off my face most of the time, but it made me several of the men I am today.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) May 25, 2024
32.
I'd like to thank my strategy team for getting my election campaign off to such a good start. pic.twitter.com/FtCaVBqAkb
— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) May 25, 2024
33.
People in Northern Ireland when British national service is introduced
— Fiona Small (@FionaSmall) May 25, 2024
34.
…as well as banning Teddy Boys and cutting minimum wage to 3/6 pic.twitter.com/aQ5KNECN0L
— Craig Deeley ️ (@craiguito) May 25, 2024
35.
Dear Rishi, this is Johns mum.
He cant do National Services as hes two busy doing MPing and has a sore tummy. Love Johns mum xxx pic.twitter.com/KrFbwX4mED— Florence (@LoxyFlo) May 25, 2024
36.
Couldn't we bring back something else? Like trains, or doctors? https://t.co/g9d6LnN94v
— Tom Burgess (@Tomb_Urges) May 25, 2024
37.
Next week’s Tory policies:
– Capital punishment for messy tenants
– GB News mandatory in all hospitals
– The Telegraph handed out at the border
– Inheritance Tax abolished – paid for by increasing tuition fees
– Ban social media for under 40s
— Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy) May 25, 2024
Where’s Susie Dent when we need her?
How is it volunteering if it's compulsory?! https://t.co/V3ANio4J2z
— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) May 25, 2024
We’ll let @Wilson_2003x have the last word.
I did my national service staying indoors for a year so Boomers wouldn't die tyvm.
— Wilson (@Wilson_2003x) May 25, 2024
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