25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
omg for real pic.twitter.com/TkSNWyKwSV
— The Cottage in the Wildwood (@cottageinwood) May 27, 2024
14.
“No, that’s German. For ‘The Bart’.” pic.twitter.com/Y2VR1pI7HV
— Samuel West (@exitthelemming) May 27, 2024
15.
we really aren’t so different from birds huh pic.twitter.com/6qtdGDGaA6
— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) May 26, 2024
16.
Hacker: I have all your passwords
Me: OMG!! Thank you! What are they— LorazeKim ™ ☠️ (@_KimberleyAnna) May 25, 2024
17.
Michelangelo’s first pass at the chapel’s ceiling didn’t have quite the impact he’d been hoping for. pic.twitter.com/qVQPy9Utff
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) May 29, 2024
18.
I have dual citizenship with the US and Italy because I was born in the parking lot of an Olive Garden.
— (@MoMohler) May 27, 2024
19.
So. It turns out me & my best friend are going to die on the same day. That'll teach us to play snap with Tarot cards
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) May 29, 2024
20.
Mr. Potato Head is not doing well. Tuberculosis.
— Charlie Alzamora (@chalzamora) May 29, 2024
21.
I thought there were fifty ways. pic.twitter.com/3jGHHmetVk
— Chrissy Derbyshire (@ChrissyD_Comedy) May 30, 2024
22.
Knives Out 3 should feature Pierce Brosnan and Timothy Dalton doing Foghorn Leghorn voices as Benoit Blanc’s older brothers
— John Herreid (@HerreidJohn) May 29, 2024
23.
Well there’s an origin story I wasn’t expecting pic.twitter.com/39o4V5uesl
— Chaminda Jayanetti (@cjayanetti) May 30, 2024
24.
this guy's the worst plumber in the world pic.twitter.com/swvlFApKp2
— BRYN_BORANGA (@BRYN_BORANGA) May 31, 2024
25.
Fuck, Fuck, Goose! is based on the original children’s game except it’s just a Canada goose chasing you through the park.
— Neener Neener Neener (@neenertothe3) May 30, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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