25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) June 3, 2024
14.
Saw my first Cybertruck in the wild pic.twitter.com/p9JgkhZ1Lx
— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) June 5, 2024
15.
I go out of my way for people. Whenever I see people, I go "Out of my way!"
— Charlie Alzamora (@chalzamora) June 5, 2024
16.
Telling the server about the dead bug in your salad seems like a good idea until you see the protein up-charge on your bill.
— Terri Paella Piñata (@terrip38) May 31, 2024
17.
this place is a fucking prison pic.twitter.com/WdkGmnOLly
— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) June 4, 2024
18.
When you're interviewing politicians in the morning and infiltrating a horse steroid laboratory in the evening pic.twitter.com/AkNaHGqqUi
— Calvin Dyson (@calvindyson) June 3, 2024
19.
when people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it” i’m like, oh you do not know what i’m capable of
— erica (@ericanextdooor) June 1, 2024
20.
doing this at every table at the flea market before leaving without buying anything pic.twitter.com/qpUbO5BzGr
— doomer (@uncledoomer) June 6, 2024
21.
The Curse of Bullseye strikes again. pic.twitter.com/atluYC5OFI
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) June 6, 2024
22.
Just watching that classic movie on Prime Video, 19 Terrifying Men. pic.twitter.com/brUeuvqCPf
— Andy Kelly (@ultrabrilliant) June 5, 2024
23.
My main takeaway from The Walking Dead is that you can eat the eight-year-old canned food that’s in the back of the pantry.
— Alan Felyk (@AlanFelyk) June 5, 2024
24.
Proposal: we make all men's shirts like this until they give us pockets. pic.twitter.com/7HPYzEDKbC
— The Road Jess Travelled (@JessPected) June 2, 2024
25.
i think they prefer to be called traffic wardens pic.twitter.com/nCrcVDaAzh
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) April 6, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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