Russell Brand’s new best friends with Donald Trump Jr and this A++ response totally nailed it

Fresh from getting baptised in the Thames with Bear Grylls, Russell Brand has headed off stateside to hang out with his brand new bestie, Donald Trump Jr.

I had a wonderful time with @DonaldJTrumpJr while here in Florida.

We have stellar conversations like this and more over on @rumblevideo and @OnLocals pic.twitter.com/Z7T2n5uCLw

— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) June 7, 2024

Stellar conversations like that and more? Be still our beating heart.

Brand, you’ll remember, was the focus of a Channel 4 programme in which four women alleged he had sexually assaulted them at the height of his career between 2006 and 2013, and has twice been interviewed by police.

Brand has denied the ‘very serious criminal allegations’ and ‘extremely egregious and aggressive attacks’, which he said he ‘absolutely refutes’.

His Trump Jr jaunt prompted lots of responses, as you might expect.

1.

Yikes. You’re a big disappointment.

— Jen (@JenC222) June 7, 2024

2.

Completely abandoned his Left sensibilities.
Ostracised from the intellectual conversation.
Propelled into a bizarre swamp of Christian Ultras and opportunistic chancers.

Get fucked you clattering fanny. https://t.co/M6xTd2NIgH

— aidThompsin (@aidThompsin) June 7, 2024

3.

you're both an embarassment

— VikingWoman (@VikingWoman5) June 7, 2024

4.

Respect to cancelled celebs who go FINE I WILL BE A TRUMP SUPPORTER TOO regardless of previous political leanings pic.twitter.com/1htdEYWZTL

— Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt) June 9, 2024

5.

Never really cared for you on any level. Now I see why

— Vigilant Grandma ☮️❤️ (@midlifewomanon1) June 7, 2024

6.

I always did think you were a morally bereft phoney. https://t.co/Xy8sif0wwT

— Miffy (@miffythegamer) June 8, 2024

7.

So much cringe in one picture

— Christian Lanz (@ChristianLanz) June 7, 2024

8.

Apologies to anyone who smokes cigars and isn't a cunt, and I appreciate that correlation doesn't imply causation, but anecdotally speaking, it's fucking hard not to think the two map onto each other almost exactly. https://t.co/ySNQUMGJZE

— Richard McKenna (@mutiebeauty) June 9, 2024

9.

Two dicks standing erect next to one another. How precious.

— Ben Anderson (@ben_the_dem) June 7, 2024

But this one surely beat all-comers.

My predictable pivoty-wivoty. pic.twitter.com/VKxPj7GNfN

— cpuk, the main character (@ComicPrintingUK) June 8, 2024

Bravo, @ComicPrintingUK.

Brand blathering at him in his Victorian urchin with a thesaurus style and Don Jr just sitting there starstruck that he’s meeting Harry Potter in real life.

— cpuk, the main character (@ComicPrintingUK) June 8, 2024

Oh man, this guy used to hang out with Amy Winehouse and do movies with Helen Mirren. There's no way he's enjoying life now.

Good.

— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) June 9, 2024

It’s amazing how these men think simply smoking a massive cigar will somehow convince us that their lives are not like waterslides full of cowshit

— Smooth Dunk (@SmoothDunk) June 9, 2024

And in the unlikely event the reference didn’t immediately hit home.

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Source @rustyrockets