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Ha-ha! People have been sharing the Simpsons quotes they use on a regular basis – 17 hilarious go-to one-liners
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“So then I says to Mabel I says.”
Often to my dog when I know someone’s about to enter the room.— Jared Shroyer (@jaredshroyer) June 5, 2024
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I say this every time I’m driving and the light turns yellow when I’m in the intersection. pic.twitter.com/FnznwRsr6R
— Chris Ruderschmidt (@cruderschmidt) June 4, 2024
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“Ah, that’s just a load of rich creamery butter” https://t.co/M3d7gm4Heg
— Eddie Robson (@EddieRobson) June 4, 2024
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An all-time favourite https://t.co/JGO97yQU8m pic.twitter.com/jDNuwEudmG
— Dr Robert Lloyd (@RobLloyd91) June 5, 2024
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I grew up on the simpsons.
My entire personality was formed on the simpsons.
I don’t think I’m capable of holding a conversation without referencing the simpsons a dozen times.But if there’s an overlooked quote which is really fun to say if you work in the theatre it’s this: https://t.co/tpDPvA5sQb pic.twitter.com/qSizSZ9Wyt
— Calum Kelly (@CalumKelly7) June 5, 2024
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“What a time to be alive” whenever something is vaguely good. Sometimes I add in “moonpie” if a Simpsons fan is in the vicinity. https://t.co/dcVswKldXV pic.twitter.com/Xjq0PRTPXG
— Claudia (@seedyLP) June 5, 2024
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Anytime there’s even a hint of an awkward silence, https://t.co/XfaxPvhz17 pic.twitter.com/NuBp03GJWL
— Gall-IBF (@MGallIBF) June 4, 2024
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I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening. https://t.co/lJALtKQAPg
— RRB (@Ryan_Redbeard) June 4, 2024
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“You’re making happy hour bitterly ironic” https://t.co/KxDM3JaMWZ
— verypete lambert (@Prof_Quiteamess) June 4, 2024
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“it’s a pornography store, I was buying pornography” and “women will like what I tell them to like” are probably my top 2 https://t.co/LDSdREkXcl
— night_owlll (@night_owlll) June 4, 2024
Can’t decide on a favourite? You’re not alone.
All of them, I might need therapy https://t.co/ZiwiCbVMv9
— Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty (@CheapLaughter) June 5, 2024
Source @Joshstrangehill