25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
A police officer just stopped me due to the terrible state of the sleeve on my cardigan, which is covered in small balls of thread. I've been charged with grievous bobbly arm
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) June 9, 2024
14.
I hope you laugh as hard as I did. It was one of those choke on your coffee and it comes out of your nose laughs. pic.twitter.com/VdDPpTfINO
— Jaye T. (@JayeJaybird54) June 8, 2024
15.
I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.
— ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ (@kingtorc) June 12, 2024
16.
I watched The First Omen last night and I spent most of it hiding behind the sofa. I didn't want my neighbour to see me in her living room.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) June 12, 2024
17.
Me: I think I need to take the rest of the day as a mental health day.
Boss: Everything okay?
Me: I just had to walk my mom through adding a new printer to a Chromebook.
Boss: Take as much time as you need.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 12, 2024
18.
Detective: Do you have an alibi for the night of the murder?
Me: Yes, here are some store receipts proving where I was.
Detective: These are receipts for duct tape, rope, and a shovel.
Me: Oops. Wrong receipts.— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) June 12, 2024
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If you pull it backwards till it clicks, then let go, it will go really fast. pic.twitter.com/zGboRHfixc
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) June 12, 2024
20.
It’s lovely having the lighter nights, isn’t it. So we can see the rain for longer.
— Lesbob (@Lesbob) June 13, 2024
21.
Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a tab you opened in a new window to read later.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) June 12, 2024
22.
Got my COVID test result back. 70, whatever that means. Luckily I also got my IQ test results and they were positive.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) June 14, 2024
23.
I wish you could comment on Zillow.
Like “Wtf are you smoking this house is not worth 990k”
The comment section would be very entertaining
— Wedding Venue Guy | Alex Nelson (@WeddingVenueGuy) June 13, 2024
24.
I'm at my most 40+ years old when I open my photos to discover I've taken 10 screenshots of my home screen.
— Social Outcast (@SocialOutcast82) June 13, 2024
25.
today I was vaping and a man said "is that good for the baby" so I guess I'm throwing this high waisted dress in the garbage
— Emily Gould (@EmilyGouldNYmag) June 13, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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