17 people reveal the icks that instantly killed their crush on someone (and quite right too)
10.
“My best friend made out w this girl and when his tongue was in her mouth he licked across the back of her teeth and then across the front. So… there’s that. She showed me and the only way to show me was to do it and well, it’s disturbing haha.”
dbprops
11.
“She came in close to tell me something and her breath smelled like wet cat food.”
Ronfucious
Or the ones that turn out to be a little too keen…
12.
“We had a lunch together that was full of innuendo but in a coy way that was even sexier. Then I went to work. By the time I got off my shift she had gone into and liked every picture I’d ever posted on Facebook. Ever. I had hundreds of notifications. Lunch was nice but it was not a proportional response. I told her it wasn’t happening.”levieleven
13.
“He finally got my phone number, and within 2 hours he had texted me over 50 times and called me 20 times and was irritated i didn’t answer him within a couple of seconds. Eff that shit. The nerve.”BirdsongBossMusic
And then there’s…this.
14.
“I saw him pick at his head and then put his finger in his mouth. Multiple times. I still think about that sometimes. What did he find on his scalp that was so tasty?”
SeethingHeathen
15.
“This one was my fault, so we got together and she farted in my bed while lying down, I remember it smelled like meatloaf, anyway I took that as permission to fart in front of her, not remembering how foul my own farts are, she wanted to stop seeing me after she smelled a few of my farts.”
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Finally, always check the family history first.
16.
“Had a crush on a girl for a little while. Then I went to a family reunion and saw her. We share great grandparents on our mother’s sides.”
Positive-Ratio5472
And, if you’re still in the throes of a crush, wondering if you’ll ever get over it, always remember these wise words.
17.
“A crush is just a lack of information lol.”
Iamwounded.
Source: Reddit r/AskReddit