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The Telegraph: People should remember how good they had it under the Tories. Everyone: You’re having a laugh, mate
We frequently wonder whether the Telegraph is trolling us all with its columns, which veer from ridiculous to outrageous, taking in unbelievable and offensive on the way.
Here are some examples you might remember – or have tried to forget.
The one that had a go at young people.
The one that – er – had a go at young people.
The one that had another go at young people.
Should we be asking “What are they on about?” or “What are they on?”. It’s a mystery.
Not to be outdone, arch Brexiter Sir Bill Cash shared his advice for wavering voters. It was not good advice.
U wot, m8?
These reactions absolutely hit the nail on the head.
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things you say when both your names mean money pic.twitter.com/6Udt58SBzB
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 16, 2024
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"Never had it so good?" Forgive my language, but Bill Cash can, quite frankly, fuck off. https://t.co/KX4q8lVIHv
— Chirpy Chet (@ChirpyChet) June 16, 2024
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I'll be honest Bill, voters don't need lectures from you. If they agree with your assertion that the last 14 years of Conservative rule has delivered "incredible successes" then I'm sure you and your Tory colleagues have nothing to worry about… pic.twitter.com/QV0wFmNBUB
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) June 16, 2024
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1 in 50 people in London are homeless, olive oil cost seven quid, and the rivers are full of literal shit. pic.twitter.com/1iLujmzM4W
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) June 16, 2024
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Bill Cash reminding everyone how good they've had it under the Conservatives: https://t.co/TTgw99oKsp pic.twitter.com/IdZ5In0PmI
— Rob B (@RobBfromDerby) June 17, 2024
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Such a hard faced refusal to not only accept blame for the harm you have caused but to deny any harm at all is why your party is about to become irrelevant. You have done more to increase the chances of a UK rejoin than any Remainer.
— Mike Holden (@MikeHolden42) June 16, 2024
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Good afternoon to everyone with a crack habit, especially Bill Cash pic.twitter.com/b7CiVbPENb
— Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) (@twlldun) June 16, 2024
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Huge “the beatings will continue until morale improves” energy https://t.co/NQFAlVmfqY
— Gwdihŵ (@youwouldknow) June 17, 2024
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— Peter Stefanovic (@PeterStefanovi2) June 17, 2024