25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
During the week in which several Conservatives have come under investigation for allegedly betting on the date of the general election, we’re pleased that a lot of people took a gamble on posting some non-topical jokes alongside all the election fever.
Grab yourself a cuppa and enjoy the funny stuff.
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Is it because you live in Cleethorpes? pic.twitter.com/eF63IQnRiN
— Abir Mukherjee (@radiomukhers) June 14, 2024
2.
Editors are still a valuable commodity: pic.twitter.com/6Qpxxd3WXE
— Mike the Polymath (@sacwriter) June 14, 2024
3.
If you see a woman over 35 with her chin on her hand looking pensive, she is not deep in thought, she is trying to find that one chin hair that just suddenly appears out of nowhere and is strong enough to anchor a ship.
— Kate Jarman (@KateBurkeNHS) June 15, 2024
4.
Someone tell me to stop buying stuff off the internet without checking how big it is please.
Unrelated, here’s my new bathroom bin pic.twitter.com/Wm4SERWFxW— Halloweeno (@VimtoTime) June 15, 2024
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— Satan (@s8n) June 16, 2024
6.
I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it, every. single. time.
— Bird Eckler (@Birdeckler) June 16, 2024
7.
Croutons feel like an apology. "Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast."
— SentientBunnySuit (@SuitSentient) June 16, 2024
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What Mary Poppins sounded like in Dick Van Dyke’s cockney accent. pic.twitter.com/7aqQXDBZ7k
— Neil (@_Enanem_) June 18, 2024
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…….doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo pic.twitter.com/iF93HQWQ31
— Psinha (@paulybengali) June 18, 2024
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— Chris Thorburn (@CBThorburn) June 20, 2024
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cannot stop thinking about this description of a ham and cheese sandwich I saw on the IcelandAir in-flight dining menu yesterday pic.twitter.com/Gae676X68w
— julia reinstein (@juliareinstein) June 17, 2024
12.
Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) June 19, 2024
