22 very funny and supremely handy alternate responses to “how are you?” when you’re not, in fact, good
12.
“I’d use a variation of that:’Hangin by a thread’.”
-Maleficent_Ebb_373
13.
“‘Hi Carol, how are you?’
‘The existential horror of my continued existence bears down upon me and I struggle to find reason and purpose within the confines of this flesh prison they call a body. My soul yearns for something greater and yet I greet every day as though it burdens me not at all, if only for the simple acceptance of those around me.
‘Anyway, how was your weekend? Get up to anything interesting?'”
-Azated
14.
“Awful why do you ask?”
-Next-Maintenance-109
15.
“‘Fine’ is the biggest cry for help in the English language.”
-doll_withdrawal
16.
“Fine: Feelings Inside Not Expressed.”
-cuppycakemagic
“I’m fine!” – Ross Geller https://t.co/xGanZ97gGU pic.twitter.com/LPZ5tnaYCk
— Chandler Bing Parody (@ChandlerBing_12) May 31, 2023
17.
“Same panic, different disco.”
-Calm_Palms_41
18.
“Same soup, just reheated.”
-Davetheravejohnson
19.
“South of okay, north of cancer.”
-flyddux
20.
“I don’t answer, but merely respond with ‘How are you?!’ with as close to a smile as I can manage. Surprising how many people don’t even realize you didn’t answer the question yourself before launching into their own diatribes.”
-GlitteryTangelos
21.
“Chillin’ like a villain.”
-martusfine
22.
“Why? WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD??”
-Missuspicklecopter
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