The Telegraph’s getting hilariously unhinged about the election and these 7 headlines make for a fabulously funny read
It would take a brave person to suggest that the Conservative Party election strategy isn’t going to plan. Not because it isn’t, but because there has been zero evidence that they had a plan in the first place.
And no-one is taking this worse than the Daily Telegraph. So much so that it’s become a bit of a spectator sport to spot the best ones, some of which were highlighted by the estimable @AdamBienkov over on Twitter.
So the Telegraph is taking this well pic.twitter.com/duxAcTrW5W
— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) June 22, 2024
Here they are in full.
And it wasn’t just Adam at it, obviously.
I’m beginning to think they’re taking our ‘Unhinged Headline’ feature as a challenge… pic.twitter.com/ZDyj0EvH39
— James O’Brien (@mrjamesob) June 23, 2024
The Telegraph wishes you a blessed evening. pic.twitter.com/q8M74kBjQK
— Edwin Hayward (@edwinhayward) June 22, 2024
The media attacked Gordon Brown for his disability.
The media attacked Ed Milibands family and the way he ate a bacon sandwich.
The media attacked Corbyn relentlessly.
The media tried to get Starmer sacked, along with his deputy.
But please don’t be mean to corrupt Rishi… pic.twitter.com/ZRk3fVAAYo
— Shane (@SJL2729) June 23, 2024
‘Brace yourself for Sir Keir’s war on joy…. ” Telegraph’s downward spiral into madness is compulsive viewing…. pic.twitter.com/jpcJRZJLkG
— David Yelland (@davidyelland) June 23, 2024
I would like to add Tim Stanley seeing the light of PR into the record pic.twitter.com/wAPlDvJDEc
— Chris Terry-Enescu (@CJTerry) June 22, 2024
The man who has been wrong about absolutely everything all his life.
Being wrong. pic.twitter.com/9JJz0iSvYw
— The Purple Pimpernel (@Eyeswideopen69) June 24, 2024
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha pic.twitter.com/dmzoocoxvK
— Brendan May (@bmay) June 22, 2024
But surely the greatest Telegraph headline must go to this, back in the early – very early – days of the campaign which must seem like a lifetime ago to Sunak (and very possibly everyone else).
Whisper it because if you say it out loud people will laugh at you. pic.twitter.com/dovJsIs3pZ
— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) June 23, 2024
Close, but no cigar.
Source @AdamBienkov
