This warning of the feral youth threat on Waitrose may have achieved peak Telegraph – 23 luxury organic takedowns
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Zoe, meet Camilla. You both appear to live on the same planet. pic.twitter.com/89j1kACs3j
— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) June 23, 2024
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run for the hills pic.twitter.com/WX3eSeUao6
— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) June 22, 2024
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Gangs of feral right wing writers rule the media. Not even the truth is safe. pic.twitter.com/uAo2HldM5u
— Dr Martin Opposes Gov’t Corruption (@MartinRemains) June 22, 2024
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What Zoe Strimpel sees on her way into Waitrose. pic.twitter.com/QzIiw2jDpu
— Niecy O'Keeffe (@NiecyOKeeffe) June 23, 2024
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Nowhere is safe in the country. Not even Waitrose. So much going on below. pic.twitter.com/bry3vkJJTq
— Gerry Hassan (@GerryHassan) June 22, 2024
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That is what is called a pearl clutcher of a headline.
— Mike Brook (@mikedbrook) June 22, 2024
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At least it’s not feral hogs pic.twitter.com/Ba4RkoYTGw
— Prof Paul Bernal (@PaulbernalUK) June 23, 2024
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Waitrose has fallen!.. The end of civilization is nigh… We must all retreat to Harrods Food Hall, and man the barricades. https://t.co/NqhPcI1J2D
— jane rodway (@petluddite) June 23, 2024
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I've never seen a youth in the Waitrose in Sidmouth, let alone a feral one. The biggest danger is the mobility scooters. https://t.co/IaBwl9U3TE
— JWExTheSpa (@SpaJw) June 22, 2024
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I give up pic.twitter.com/z4CJkaq8a9
— Sir Godfrey Lawson (@godfrey_lawson) June 22, 2024
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this headline with the accompanying picture is very very funny because it implies that that’s what the average Waitrose shopper thinks a feral youth gang member looks like pic.twitter.com/HH32rUZFGL
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) June 22, 2024
Astonishingly, it isn’t even Zoe Strimpel’s worst take. Brace yourselves.
I made the mistake of googling Zoe.. pic.twitter.com/4vTz0zC45R
— Alpha Romeo (@markscimitar) June 23, 2024