The England match may not have set the Euros alight, but the jokes were top of the league – 28 clear winners
15.
England highlights: pic.twitter.com/CafgZkeVei
— Rob B (@RobBfromDerby) June 25, 2024
16.
This England fan is all of us #Euro2024 #ENGSVN pic.twitter.com/TTxFh4wvEo
— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) June 25, 2024
17.
Gareth Southgate irons his ironing board cover.
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) June 25, 2024
18.
Harry Kane has just said that that was England’s best performance so far.
And the sad thing is, he’s absolutely right.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 25, 2024
19.
Imagine having to watch Everton AND this pic.twitter.com/RgRYmf53C7
— John Gibbons (@johngibbonsblog) June 25, 2024
20.
Just realised that at the age of 52 I have no idea what a “Public Weighbridge” is or what one looks like, despite having seen signposts to them all my life. Anyway, I’ve Googled it now, so that’s another magical little mystery gone for ever. Oh, sorry, nil-nil is it? As you were.
— Rhodri Marsden ⏏️ (@rhodri) June 25, 2024
21.
I don’t know if I’m watching England or Socceraid.
— Jack Carroll (@fatjacko) June 25, 2024
22.
Pundits: England have played shite
England: stop talking about us we will show you on the pitch
England on the pitch: shite
— Kendall Rowan (@kendallrowanx) June 25, 2024
23.
you know whose fault this is, don’t you, the man with the reverse Midas touch pic.twitter.com/mKVHtNQ7eN
— Toby Earle Threads tobyontv (@TobyonTV) June 25, 2024
24.
My friend’s tip for the England team: take the ball up to their goal and kick it in.
— Arthur Smith (@ArfurSmith) June 25, 2024
25.
I’m not saying this match is boring but I’ve decided to turn it off and watch My Left Foot instead. And I do not mean the film. #ENGSVN #Euro2024
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) June 25, 2024
26.
The problem with thinking that England will be a more solid team once faced with an opposition that puts more pressure on them is that they’re not a non-Newtonian fluid.
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) June 25, 2024
27.
I watched England vs Slovenia earlier.
I'm absolutely chuffed that a small backwater country who’ve seen their fair share of poverty, economic decline and political disunity can get through to the knockout stages.
Slovenia played well, too.— Lord SteveyP of Stoke (@SteveRPugh) June 26, 2024
28.
I love how football can take you to another place. This pub is showing the England match, so I’m going to another pub.
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) June 25, 2024
In conclusion …
Watching England men’s team playing in a major football tournament is like bad sex – you really want it, but they just can’t seem to get it in, & after 90 minutes of “nearly there” you’re left feeling deeply frustrated, unsatisfied & convinced you’d do a better job yourself
— My lovely horse (@SueJ1973) June 25, 2024
England’s next match is on Sunday 1t 17:00, should you want to avoid it.
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