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This Trumpist congressman says Joe Biden’s doctors will ‘jack him up on Mountain Dew’ to help him win the debate – 17 sparkling responses
On Thursday evening, the U.S. will once again witness a head-to-head debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump in their campaigns for the presidency, nearly four years since the last ones.
Trump and Biden greet their spouses post-debate. pic.twitter.com/AFeNAqFN8v
— The Recount (@therecount) September 30, 2020
The format has been agreed by both teams, in theory at least.
President Biden & Donald Trump are set to debate on June 27 with the following rules:
– 90 min debate
– no audience
– no advance-written notes
– 2 commercial breaks
– no meeting w/advisors during breaks
– coinflip to decide podium
– mics automatically mute once allotted time ends pic.twitter.com/CTuaAq3Iao— Jay P (@JohnathanPerk) June 18, 2024
Nobody, however, is expecting it to be a civil and coherent affair.
If this debate format doesn’t allow Trump to repeat content from his campaign platform that he discusses weekly at his rallies & on Fox – electric boats, windmills, sharks, whales, Hannibal Lecter, female weightlifters, Al Capone, prisons in Congo, etc, it will really be unfair.
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 25, 2024
First thing Biden says to Trump on the debate stage.
"Does your probation officer know you're here?"
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) June 23, 2024
The US Presidential debate will have a mute button to stop viewers having to hear the candidates talking over each other or, preferably, at all pic.twitter.com/lBuV7uqhE9
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 25, 2024
Ahead of the big night, Trump and his supporters have been trying to undermine the integrity of the debate organisers, CNN, suggesting that they’re stacking the odds against him – and personally attacking one of the hosts, Jake Tapper.
Why are Trump allies viciously attacking CNN’s Jake Tapper?
Why is Fox lying about CNN?
Why is Ronny Jackson and Trump demanding that Biden submit to a drug test?
Why is Bannon demanding an apology from CNN?
Because dementia-addled Trump is scared SHITLESS over debating Biden
— Lindy Li (@lindyli) June 25, 2024
Of course the debate is rigged against Trump.
He’s a drug addled idiot who doesn’t know the difference between the nuclear triad and an f’ng triathlon.
Unless they ask him about what a Diet Coke is, the toppings on a Big Mac, or Ivanka’s ass, he’s at an automatic disadvantage.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) June 25, 2024
I hear Biden is planning to CHEAT during this debate by smuggling answers to the questions inside of his head.
This is unfair to Trump, whose porous spongecake brain can’t retain anything except grudges and a vague hatred of someone named “Eric”.
RIGGED!!!
— Jay Black (@jayblackisfunny) June 25, 2024
Debate – rigged
2020 election – rigged
2022 election – rigged
Academy Awards – rigged
Pulitzers – rigged
Trump U case – rigged
Carroll trial – rigged
Election lawsuits – rigged
Criminal trial – rigged
Rudy trial – rigged
Bannon & Navarro trials – rigged
J6 Committee- rigged…— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 24, 2024
Trump’s most frequent rants and social media posts have accused Joe Biden of being in the grip of serious cognitive decline, and on drugs to artificially boost his attention span and thought processes.
The former White House doctor, Ronny Jackson – or Johnson, if you’re Trump and can’t remember his name – has joined the MAGA cultists in calling for Biden to be drug tested.
Rep. Ronny Jackson announces on Maria Bartiromo's show that he's writing a letter to the White House demanding that Biden submit to a drug test for performance enhancing drugs before the debate pic.twitter.com/eRD02jXKSc
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 23, 2024
Ronny Jackson, the former White House physician who turned the West Wing into a pill mill and got demoted by the Navy because he’s an angry, sexist, drugged-out, on-the-job day drunk, is demanding a drug test for President Biden ahead of the debate.
Go home Candy Man, yer drunk.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) June 26, 2024
It sounds like Trump is required to take a drug test by his parole officer and wants to make it look like a requirement for a debate. pic.twitter.com/4rcGKrIWRL
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) June 25, 2024
Congressman Eric Burlison spoke to Fox News’ Maria Bartiromo, discussing the President’s ‘dementia’ and speculating on the steps his team might be taking to keep him lucid for two hours.
MARIA BARTIROMO: They're probably experimenting with getting doses right, giving Biden medicine ahead of the debate. Is that what you think?
REP. ERIC BURLISON: Yeah … whether they're gonna jack him up on Mountain Dew or whatever it is. pic.twitter.com/qrGTmP5O1Z
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 25, 2024
When dementia specialists discover that Mountain Dew alleviates the illness’s symptoms, they’re going to kick themselves for focussing all their trials on Irn-Bru and Lemon Fanta.
Twitter/X came out fighting.
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If drinking Mountain Dew turned its customers into brilliant orators, I think we’d know by now. https://t.co/enjROJiPV2
— Mark Jacob (@MarkJacob16) June 25, 2024
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lol this is unspeakably pathetic stuff from Maria Bartiromo and GOP Rep. Eric Burlison pic.twitter.com/qrGTmP5O1Z
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 25, 2024
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You are disgusting @EricBurlison. Can you clowns go just one day without embarrassing the state of Missouri? https://t.co/xue0wpr9I9
— Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) June 25, 2024
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Live footage of what Maria thinks is happening at Camp David debate prep: https://t.co/ByeP43eyCP pic.twitter.com/JFpRZncmcY
— Rose Benson (@NotoriousRBF) June 25, 2024
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Never knew Mt. Dew was approved and prescribed medication for Dementia. They truly are idiotic.
— A to the Z (@A_tothe_Z_Amber) June 25, 2024
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Going to get some performance-enhancing Mountain Dew so I can effectively debate someone on the internet.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) June 25, 2024
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These people are reaching before the debate. How pathetic!
pic.twitter.com/7HXJ0IT9jz— CanineTweeter (@CatEyes07666) June 25, 2024
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More than 178,000 residents of southwestern Missouri voted for Rep. Eric Burlison, who suspects that Joe Biden’s secret debate weapon is getting “jacked up” on Mountain Dew.
Large sections of this country are dining on stupid pills, and they’re scaring me to death. pic.twitter.com/MyQNFIqbOE— Mark Jacob (@MarkJacob16) June 25, 2024