25 Favourite Tweets of the Week
It’s less than a week until the UK goes to the polls, and the countdown to the US election now seems a lot more real after the embarrassing head-to-head debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump.
There’s not much to laugh about for certain political parties, but perhaps if they saw these posts they could dredge up a smile. maybe not Rishi Sunak, to be fair, but everyone else …
1.
Duolingo should have an "I'm going on holiday to this place very soon" setting so it teaches you "can I have the bill" and so on instead of "the cow boils an egg"
— Helen (@HRDutson) June 23, 2024
2.
I can't stop thinking about the Somerset based staff of Butlins. There they are, living rentfree in Minehead.
— Psinha (@paulybengali) June 21, 2024
3.
Thinking about adding 4 hours and 200 miles to my trip tomorrow cause I hate turning pic.twitter.com/G4zc0lGnwT
— thin air (@the_thin_air_) June 23, 2024
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The full photo tells a very different story. pic.twitter.com/UaSsAQtzpC
— Paul Coleman (@PColemanchester) June 22, 2024
5.
"go to hell" is basic. "i hope James cordon plays a starring role in the movie of your favorite musical" is real. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.
— gopissoff/marty CEO OF STAGEDORKS (@DeadNBwalking) June 23, 2024
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I've got neunundneunzig problems but luftballons ain't one
— Rob Manuel (@robmanuel) June 24, 2024
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Another touching father-son outing today. pic.twitter.com/YSN7uvN8S6
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 24, 2024
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Blimey, how big is their trampoline? pic.twitter.com/1bmmDK0skk
— Robbo (@stevelovescake) June 24, 2024
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being productive at work is EASY with a disciplined routine: I spend the first 6 hours doing nothing at all, and the final 2 hours in absolute SICKO mode with the fear of god inside me
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) June 24, 2024
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the flamboyant little one being left out of the taylor swift selfie will topple the monarchy, mark my words pic.twitter.com/1CahkqvQOH
— Tom Smyth (@Tom_Smyth_) June 22, 2024
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The Italian restaurant staff watching you cutting your spaghetti pic.twitter.com/5hgwwpIrwZ
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) June 24, 2024
12.
If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) June 23, 2024
