25 Favourite Tweets of the Week
13.
Didn't know you could buy this at the store.
I've just been using Twitter. pic.twitter.com/KDfd95JHWi
— Emma Scott (@EmmaScott) June 25, 2024
14.
I just told my husband I found a giant active wasp nest in our backyard and he said "I know! I saw that a few days ago!" so we got to have a lecture about "see something, say something."
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 25, 2024
15.
Other than that, Carrie, how was the prom?
— Kip Conlon (@kipconlon) June 24, 2024
16.
This explains why my 100 waterproof labels for jars never arrived from Amazon. They’re just sitting around in the warehouse pissing about. pic.twitter.com/DwXkYxPyc4
— Moog (@a_toots) June 27, 2024
17.
What a posh duck says pic.twitter.com/mCBEAHx9g0
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 25, 2024
18.
I hope this email finds you and is the final straw.
— Granite Man (@GraniteDhuine) June 24, 2024
19.
what’s the point of liking a tweet if someone who is infatuated with me can’t see it and analyse what it means
— aiman (@dumbsoftheart) June 22, 2024
20.
when someone asks you who led the khmer rouge but you just took a big bite of baked potato pic.twitter.com/6aOZOAsTES
— anaïs NIИ (@lapenseesausage) June 25, 2024
21.
Today I learned when you check into a Doubletree they greet you with a freshly made chocolate chip cookie from the cookie warming drawer behind the check-in desk, and if some giant soulless corporate conglomerate thinks they can bribe me with a cookie they are five huge stars
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) June 24, 2024
22.
That’s Ryanair for you, mate. pic.twitter.com/zkaXwFgO1Z
— Jason (@NickMotown) June 28, 2024
23.
My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) June 23, 2024
24.
Does my Spanish orange cake look beautiful? No
But does it taste absolutely, utterly delicious? Also no pic.twitter.com/cgFZNhM3bo— Allison Smith (@_AllySmith) June 23, 2024
25.
Embarrassing misspelling. It’s Croatia, not Croooita pic.twitter.com/eMDPtRspKa
— David McGaughey or … (@DavidJMcGaughey) June 24, 2024
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