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The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart perfectly summed up the Biden-Trump debate …unfortunately

Oonagh Keating. Updated June 28th, 2024

If you watched the Biden-Trump debate, commiserations. That’s about three days of your life in debate years that you’re never getting back. And that sense of impending doom, well – it’s justified.

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If there’s one thing we can rely on, other than that if Trump’s lips are moving, he’s lying, it’s that the Daily Show’s Jon Stewart can sum it up in an easily digestible way, and with an injection of much-needed humour.

Here goes …

“Both of these men should be using performance-enhancing drugs. Both. As much of it as they can get, as many times a day as their bodies will allow.

If performance-enhancing drugs will improve their lucidity, their ability to solve problems – and in one of the candidates’ cases, improve their truthfulness, morality, and malignant narcissism – then suppository away.”

His speech went down a lot better than whatever was happening in that debate.

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Only the Force can help. Or two better candidates, to be fair.

If you want to watch his full analysis, you can (and should) do that here.

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