27 funniest things people said about England’s butt-clenching last-gasp win over Slovakia
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“Ready salted crisps multipack, wafer thin ham, Hovis white bread, bottled water… Jaffa cakes” pic.twitter.com/IiLobmmZPV
— David Brent Fans (@DavidBrentMovie) June 30, 2024
15.
The benefits of work experience in the EU. https://t.co/YvVuAOwoZD
— Musa Okwonga (@Okwonga) June 30, 2024
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If the rest of the world are wondering: this is why we binge drink. #ENGSVK #EURO2024
— Dani (@beds_villafan) June 30, 2024
17.
The upside to England staying in is the fans won’t be home by Thursday to vote Tory or Reform
— Rich (@RichdelaRiv) June 30, 2024
18.
This has ruined my evening of insulting Gareth Southgate.#ENGvSLO
— Jamie (@JamiesWorld86) June 30, 2024
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Gordon could have had a nice summer break with his partner and newborn baby but no, he was brought to Germany to play 4 mins of football and fall off his bike
— Lauren (@_laurennn92) June 30, 2024
20.
Last minute 30 more minutes
equaliser of Southgateball pic.twitter.com/v9YSwHqWoy— Blue6oy (@blue6oy) June 30, 2024
21.
Personally I think Graham Norton should commentate the game like he does with Eurovision #ENGvSLO
— mia pee rice (@itsmiropri) June 30, 2024
22.
If a look could say “You prick”… pic.twitter.com/tygfdEaVPi
— Jack Pierce (@Jackpierce88) June 30, 2024
23.
England without Ivan Toney – 360mins 2 goals
England with Ivan Toney – 5mins 2 goals#ENGvSLO pic.twitter.com/xucpAzJQbQ
— Louis (@louis_brefc) June 30, 2024
24.
England have done alright here considering the circumstances (no Kalvin Phillips)
— barry (@BackseatsmanLFC) June 30, 2024
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me to that Slovakian manager if he EVER tries to touch declan rice again pic.twitter.com/3129Cr7EsL
— jack rooke (@jackrooke) June 30, 2024
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And at their lowest moment, they turned to the ancient texts pic.twitter.com/0FN0LMMAn5
— George Shenton (@SCFCShenton) June 30, 2024
27.
This is all going according to plan. England limp through to the quarter finals but with no feelgood factor to help the Tories.
Then after the election Southgate gets them playing brilliantly and they win the tournament and a Labour Prime Minister welcomes them back with the cup— John O’Farrell (@mrjohnofarrell) June 30, 2024
To conclude …
Gareth Southgate. #EURO2024 pic.twitter.com/nRyPlMJfWf
— Miriam Mirwitch (@miriammirwitch) June 30, 2024
And this!
Me at the end of that game pic.twitter.com/2qLIGpBNLl
— Neil Miles (@neilsmiles) June 30, 2024
