The Telegraph warned that ‘Labour is coming after all that gives us pleasure’ and got hilariously owned – 24 favourites
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The @Telegraph missed out a comma after ‘all’ pic.twitter.com/bqIxNmUL2G
— Samuel West (@exitthelemming) June 30, 2024
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Wait:
Labour are coming after PS5s, butt plugs & sausage sandwiches?I did not see this in a manifesto and will now change my vote accordingly pic.twitter.com/uzjOfUk0OG
— Disappointed Optimist (@disappoptimism) June 30, 2024
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this is actually true, I love child poverty pic.twitter.com/TsftC0pQm7
— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) June 30, 2024
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“Mind you, what gives me pleasure is shooting at dogs with an air rifle, setting fire to charity shops and drop-kicking orphans into a woodchipper, so maybe they have a point.” pic.twitter.com/dTNkq01Pyo
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) June 30, 2024
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Labour are banning jammy Wagon Wheels?! pic.twitter.com/HUZ3kE7oPT
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) June 30, 2024
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I cannot believe that Labour is going to ban the Hayu channel and crisps https://t.co/UF7s507PSd
— Sarah (@sarahvanpelt) June 30, 2024
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Labour gonna put you in the stocks for replaying Billy Butcher saying 'Daddy home'. https://t.co/8cTZpPrHLf
— Sarah Phelps (@PhelpsieSarah) June 30, 2024
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Labour is going to stop us writing articles about how everyone who doesn't work at the Telegraph is bone idle https://t.co/bB4OHnS2nb pic.twitter.com/DYM5giuhXI
— RopesToInfinity (@RopesToInfinity) June 30, 2024
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Learning Gorky’s songs on the piano and reading about Ian Rush? https://t.co/oQOaQby4LM
— Elis James (@elisjames) June 30, 2024
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great to see everyone keeping a sense of proportion pic.twitter.com/a0kEoOTs9V
— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) June 29, 2024
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If they come after custard, crisps, and Bruce Springsteen, I'll storm Number 10 myself. https://t.co/YDVQtLP4sI
— Andromeda (@AndromedaDurham) June 30, 2024
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Better than coming before I suppose pic.twitter.com/b3WKZrRxeV
— Rob Palk (@robpalkwriter) June 29, 2024
We’ll leave the last word to the wonderful Henry Morris.
I didn't realise people pleasure seekers enjoyed foodbanks, waiting lists and sewage. https://t.co/nxJZ1NvPST
— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) June 30, 2024
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