23 funniest times James Blunt made us laugh on Twitter so far in 2024
In an ever more uncertain and divisive world, it’s always reassuring to know there are some things which we can always rely on to make us smile.
And that of course is James Blunt on Twitter. The singer’s had a busy 2024 of late, what with a documentary on Netflix and the imminent 20th anniversary of You’re Beautiful.
So what better time to round up 23 of the funniest times he’s made us smile so far this year.
1.
No excuse for ignorance. https://t.co/YVnsVeOCPx pic.twitter.com/bZZhHmrlRF
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 18, 2024
2.
1. I know your mum had so many illegitimate children that it’s probably easiest to assume everyone you meet is a relation, but for clarity – I am not your brother.
2. Reading your attempt at a proper sentence, I wonder if you should be sticking to picture-based apps? #insta
3.… https://t.co/gSyeixNB00— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 17, 2024
3.
Think the lyrics are actually:
“Blunt on your face. Big disgrace.
Touching his willy all over the place.” https://t.co/P1qH6UrZul— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 8, 2024
4.
Hi there! https://t.co/bDJuqEeITz
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 20, 2024
5.
Hey – it wouldn’t be the first time you’ve come on your own. https://t.co/2GB5YM075H https://t.co/YoVD6vW17D
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 7, 2024
6.
Says the chartered accountant and closet statistician. https://t.co/mBISSfPNKP
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 31, 2024
7.
An algorithm has identified you as fucking dull and thinks you need me in your life. https://t.co/PBPFCwYOlc
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 25, 2024
8.
I never asked to do a duet with Paul Weller, so I guess he just really wanted to eat his own shit. https://t.co/D4DjjfO1fC
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 23, 2024
9.
It’s always my fault, isn’t it. pic.twitter.com/uMDOzakFh8
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 25, 2024
10.
Coz I’m singing about my cock. https://t.co/LDxctRl0GG
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 20, 2024
11.
More like on my face. https://t.co/myWbcc68bE
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 29, 2024
12.
Perhaps no need to ban private schools after all. https://t.co/gvYRnMSOif
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 28, 2024