25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
We have a feeling that there’s something going on in the UK, but we can’t quite put our finger on what it might be.
It can’t be anything important. Let’s just look at these 25 funny things from the past seven days.
1.
Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole salmon in my mouth.
@KatmaiNPS pic.twitter.com/jh8FoAxtAk
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) June 29, 2024
2.
Stubbed my toe and Siri heard me. pic.twitter.com/s84AFb5Gzn
— @[email protected] (@mrchrisaddison) June 29, 2024
3.
I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
— josh (oldfriend99) (@oldfriend99) June 30, 2024
4.
There’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s Elvish
by K R R MacColl.
— Neil Friday McGourty (@Mcgourty22N) June 29, 2024
5.
Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike
— Kristina Hart (@edgykristina) June 30, 2024
6.
Needs to be a google maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) June 30, 2024
7.
Quitting Duolingo because I have the only phrase I need now pic.twitter.com/2MatkC6GZU
— Rose Ruane (@RegretteRuane) July 1, 2024
8.
GUY WHO NORMALLY APPLAUDS WHEN THE PLANE LANDS RIGHT BEFORE THE PILOT CRASHES INTO A MOUNTAIN: boo
— gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi) June 30, 2024
9.
Enid Blyton’s more pessimistic first draft pic.twitter.com/7aWkCjEkr5
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) July 2, 2024
10.
I was with someone that did mushrooms yesterday that told me they could, like, *hear* sounds and I didn’t have the heart to tell them that’s how I receive sounds too
— Leen McBeans ꪜ (@LeenMcBeans) June 30, 2024
11.
“Tell Jabba I’ve got his money” pic.twitter.com/cW3dBaazl1
— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) July 2, 2024
12.
Stop filming epic fights in profile mode. LANDSCAPE THAT SHIT SO WE CAN SEE AUNT ELAINE THROWING CHAIRS FROM THE SIDE AND WHATNOT!!!!
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) July 4, 2024