25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
“Parkour” I yell, as I fall during my sobriety test
— PieGuy (@ilovepie84) July 4, 2024
14.
love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing god save the quing
— in the gran stephen things (@stepheniscowboy) June 30, 2024
15.
[God creating octopus]
Angel: We're outta teeth. You gave too many to the sharks
God: Crap. What's left?
Angel: Ink, suction cups, and parrot beaks
God: Hmmm..
— Joel Jeffrey (@joeljeffrey) June 30, 2024
16.
The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor.
The bad news: They will only do it sarcastically after you get basic trivia wrong.
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) June 30, 2024
17.
I had a medical student join me on NICU recently and they asked me if they'd be able to take any patient histories.
I mean if they'd have managed to take any histories from any of the nicu babies I would have been seriously impressed.
— Dean (@Dr_DeanS) June 28, 2024
18.
Southgate has officially lost it pic.twitter.com/pXkhBq1KJI
— Scott Innes (@Flying_Inside) July 2, 2024
19.
love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard
— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) July 1, 2024
20.
I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off
— DeWitt B. Fartin (@DeWittBFartin) July 1, 2024
21.
My “I wouldnt eat a human” t-shirt is raising a lot of etc, etc pic.twitter.com/zhlth5QiJs
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) July 4, 2024
22.
I don't pretend to be an expert on politics. That would be really boring. I pretend to be an astronaut who solves mysteries.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) July 2, 2024
23.
Babysitter: ooh! Got yer nose.
Voldemort: not cool.
— Destry (@DestryBrod) July 4, 2024
24.
I woke from a nap once and jumped in shock and freaked out the cat who ran off and was going crazy making weird noises trying to get away and was all confused… ok backstory… I don't own a cat
— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) July 1, 2024
25.
an escape room but you’re in a room with snacks and no kids and you don’t want to escape
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) July 3, 2024
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25 Favourite Tweets of the Week
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