Boris Johnson’s ’10-part guide for getting the Conservatives back into power’ got all the mockery it deserves and more

7.

Your majority was hardly robust was it?

— Stephanie Hayden (@flyinglawyer73) July 5, 2024

8.

We really don’t care what you think. Please leave our country alone, you and your mates have done enough damage already. https://t.co/SewpNyg05R

— Dave McPartlin (@dave_mcpartlin) July 7, 2024

9.

Your majority was built on lies. Give it a rest. The election was literally yesterday

— Jemma Forte (@jemmaforte) July 5, 2024

10.

He and his time in government somehow now just feel like a surreal fever dream the country doesn’t really want to be reminded of anymore. It’s really over. https://t.co/IBpz2nRNrO

— Annette Dittert  (@annettedittert) July 7, 2024

11.

Have you had a snack? Do you want a snack? Or water? Or do you need a nap? Or a poo or wee? If you carry on being rude nanny will take you home from the party, ok?

— Shaun Keaveny (@shaunwkeaveny) July 7, 2024

12.

Oh fuck off, you venal chancer. https://t.co/Pp0hqihI1s

— George Morley (@georgeisediting) July 5, 2024

13.

Point 1: Break all the rules that you implemented.
Point 2: Repeat point 1
Don’t bother with further rules and have a garden party.

— Bustards (@bustardstweets) July 5, 2024

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