41 smashing responses to England’s winning Euros semi-final performance
22.
score a fucking goal fucks sake
*me, not watching the football bc I can't cope with the stress*
— Sarah Phelps (@PhelpsieSarah) July 10, 2024
23.
If I was Gareth Southgate I’d sit in the little dugout and read a book and pretend I didn’t care so that the boys would work harder for my attention
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 10, 2024
24.
Gareth Southgate waiting for the 88th minute to make some key substitutions to try and change the game. #EURO2024 #ENGNED pic.twitter.com/cPIjwUj0Gg
— Moog (@a_toots) July 10, 2024
25.
Captain Hook, Smee, Peter Pan…
your boys took a hell of a beating.— Neil (@_Enanem_) July 10, 2024
26.
I’m developing a terrible sense of optimism about this match. What on earth is wrong with me?
— Mark Steel (@mrmarksteel) July 10, 2024
27.
England vs. Spain. The winner keeps Benidorm.
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) July 10, 2024
28.
No pressure boys but this is literally more tense than the time we tagged M&S after they sued us ⚽️ #EURO2024 #NEDENG
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) July 10, 2024
29.
That ball would kill him!!!!! https://t.co/g6gNXQlmqN
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 10, 2024
30.
GOUDA, CANALS, PROTESTANTISM, BEING TALL, YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) July 10, 2024
31.
Everyone is going to complain about England being given a penalty against the Netherlands, but Ronald Koeman owed us a penalty from 1993
— Billy Bragg (@billybragg) July 10, 2024
32.
Ollie Watkins is a Devon lad.
I was on commentary for Malaysian satellite TV and I bellowed:
“AND HE’S PUT THE JAM ON SECOND!!!”#england#iconic#NoOneHeardIt— Ian Fiveankles (@Fiveankles) July 10, 2024
33.
The ref has given Saka a yellow card. It’s a picture of a sunflower and it says “keep shining” because he is so precious
— Laura Lexx – Autumn Tour On Sale! (@lauralexx) July 10, 2024
34.
‘… but first, why England reaching the Euro finals is bad news for Keir Starmer’ pic.twitter.com/DnBx5Ekz9e
— Toby Earle Threads tobyontv (@TobyonTV) July 10, 2024
35.
Bring on the Spanish VARmada
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) July 10, 2024
36.
VAR is basically like outsourcing important match decisions to the whims of a capricious norse god.
— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) July 10, 2024
37.
"Under Labour, football would come home through a port like this, only Reform can block such an awful invasion" pic.twitter.com/fBPgZE4vuA
— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) July 10, 2024
38.
Spare a thought for the 'EVERYTHING IS THE FAULT OF BROWN PEOPLE' lot tonight. The win was tough for them
— Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی (@ShappiKhorsandi) July 10, 2024
39.
Gareth Southgate my friend pic.twitter.com/AH9RCMER5c
— Louis Wheeldon (@LouisWheeldonNS) July 10, 2024
40.
Ok the Lionesses men's team are actually quite good
— Sophie Heawood (@heawood) July 10, 2024
41.
I know Watkins was playing for Weston Super Mare a few years ago & just scored the goal to take England to the Euro final but please do not think that you shouldn’t give up on your dreams. The chances of that happening were so slim. It’s still probably not going to happen for you
— Seann Walsh (@seannwalsh) July 10, 2024
Co-writer of Three Lions, David Baddiel didn’t want to tempt fate.
Well. Ok. Come on.
It’s…
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) July 10, 2024
And with Spain to face in the final, as Spanish-Welsh comedian Ignacio Lopez reminded everyone …it’s best not to.
Is football coming home, or is it retiring in Spain like most English?
— Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) July 10, 2024
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