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Ever wondered what James Bond’s internet search history might look like? It’s your lucky day – 21 brilliant suggestions
With algorithms being what they are these days, you’re probably being bombarded by adverts for the last five things you searched for online, or even the last five things you mentioned.
Googling stuff is second nature in the real world, at least in the developed part of it, but why do we never see James Bond having a quick check of the football scores or looking up the recommended alcohol units for a man?
Perhaps that has been bugging VeryBritishProblems, because they set the internet a challenge.
Make the comments section look like James Bond’s internet browsing history pic.twitter.com/77kZeNH0kz
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 10, 2024
So, for your eyes only – oh, okay …for anyone’s eyes – the best responses we saw.
1.
Is it ok to keep telling everyone I meet around the world what my full name is, if I'm on Her Majesty's secret service?
— Joe (@MrJoeGooch) July 10, 2024
2.
How to remove gold paint from penis?
— John Robert (@RugbyGolf_vet) July 10, 2024
3.
How to disguise micro film as a postage stamp
— Relish Hendy aka Nanny Jen (@relish_hendy) July 10, 2024
4.
Money Penny Instagram
Money Penny Facebook
Money Penny husband
Contact details for Money Penny
I fancy this girl at work but it would be inappropriate to act, what do I do?https://t.co/5HfA5krSjb ?
I think this girl at work fancies me but I'm not sure.— Ele S (@Philosopotter1) July 10, 2024
5.
How do I make a drink that's manly but also pretentious enough for people to think I mean business.
— DB77 (@DBW77) July 10, 2024
6.
Treating Venereal Disease in Eastern Europe. https://t.co/yXfroZGFi4
— Sam Peckinpah’s Angry Ghost (@peckinpah_s) July 10, 2024
7.
"Tips and tricks on how to deactivate a nuclear intercontinental ballistic missile in 10 seconds or less"
"Cheap Aston Martin mechanic near me"
"How to maintain a perfectly groomed appearance in high-stress situations"
"Where can I find the best martinis in London?"
— Johnna Schaeffer (@Johnnaschaeff) July 10, 2024
8.
Dirty martini with blue-cheese-stuffed olives: seductive or sacrilege?
— Deborah Newell (@litbrit) July 10, 2024
9.
How to live three times
— Tim Roberts (@ECPnwas) July 10, 2024
10.
“Telltale signs your room has been searched. What to look for” pic.twitter.com/kUiJCt4jDP
— “Jimbo” (@NickTheFire) July 10, 2024
11.
MI6 pension provider
— Ewan Valentine (P) (@Ewan_Valentine) July 10, 2024