Ever wondered what James Bond’s internet search history might look like? It’s your lucky day – 21 brilliant suggestions

12.

3 nipples pornhub.

— Rab (@BioMonkey_) July 10, 2024

13.

What happened to 006?

— D.C. Binns, author (@DC_Binns_author) July 10, 2024

14.

My Ocado delivery is due tomorrow but I’m imprisoned in a villain’s impregnable fortress island. Can I postpone delivery until Tuesday afternoon?

— Conflicted Bean (@conflictedbean) July 10, 2024

15.

How does jaws clean his teeth? Toothpaste or brasso ?!

— Susi (@SU5i1) July 10, 2024

16.

How to convince doddery old inventor that I am listening.

— Samuel Liltorp Johnson (@Spider_Sam_) July 10, 2024

17.

“How to build long term relationships”

“Signs of multiple personality disorder”

“Men’s tiny blue swim shorts size M”

— aussieluke (@The_Aussie_Luke) July 10, 2024

18.

My coworker is upset that I totaled the company car. AITA?

— Boogie Mom (@tfotinos) July 10, 2024

19.

How long do diamonds last?

— Shirts Shirts Shirts (@JRBulman) July 10, 2024

20.

Alligator jump training near me

Is my Union Jack parachute racist?

— Scott Derry (@WriterScottD) July 10, 2024

21.

"Getting blood out of a dinner jacket"

— Andy Scholes (@AndyScholes1) July 10, 2024

It can all be a bit much sometimes – even if you’re licensed to kill.

What is rizz?
Finna
Finna meaning
Nescesarry
Nescessary
Gyatt meaning
Nhs gp waiting times
Private gp
Babylon health
NHS right to choose
Kier starmer
Keir starmer
Hawk tuah
Online therapy

— Dr Janaway (@drjanaway) July 10, 2024

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