Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
hmm Sting is blue, Goblins are near. pic.twitter.com/3o53t6ZVM9
— Oregon the DM (@OregontheDM) July 6, 2024
14.
Wicked Witch: “I’ll get you and your little dog too!”
Toto: “Da fuck I do?”
— Drew (some assembly required) (@dmc1138) July 7, 2024
15.
me when I have shaved my legs: I adore to have smooth legs, like a baby dolphin
me when I have not had time to shave my legs: actually removing body hair is a tool of the patriarchy and I won’t be complicit this time round
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 8, 2024
16.
I think I may have put too much on my Tesco order pic.twitter.com/82ZrE2Hxyu
— Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy) July 7, 2024
17.
marriage is sneezing 3 times in a row and then hearing someone in the next room yell “JESUS CHRIST”
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) July 7, 2024
18.
Dentists will turn to their nurses and say
‘A24 – fatal traumatic root eruption’
and then turn to you like ‘all healthy ’— L D N _ L E WS (@LDN_Lewis) July 6, 2024
19.
It looks like his wig has blown off and landed on the fella behind him pic.twitter.com/ATiO6PseDD
— Eugene (@eugeneh84) July 6, 2024
20.
I bought middle-aged Barbie. She was supposed to come with glasses, but she set them down somewhere and hasn't seen them since.
— Emma Beasley (@JustBeingEmma) July 11, 2024
21.
The expired vitamins I take every two years aren’t working
— Deirdre (@figgled) July 11, 2024
22.
Most men struggle to find this zipper pic.twitter.com/NAbFqwVyrU
— Sarah ️️⚧️ (@Sarahjdublin) July 11, 2024
23.
A dating app but it's just one picture of someone's bookshelves, one of their usual grocery haul, one of their pets, and one their thermostat
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) July 11, 2024
24.
Ooh, BBC News has picked up on my tweet. https://t.co/jcB7PQ3W19 pic.twitter.com/AUeDfcBm1f
— Alistair King (@Alistair_King) July 10, 2024
25.
That’s it folks. My relevance has finally reached zero. Goodbye. pic.twitter.com/iYyOwktfA5
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 11, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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