Ted Cruz claims there’s a Democrat plot to replace Joe Biden with Michelle Obama – because of course he does
There’s no doubt that the head-to-head debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump has increased the chances of the Former Guy winning, and not because his sponsored lie-a-thon was impressive, but because Biden showed signs of serious confusion and memory loss.
bro… pic.twitter.com/md7WyluiJO
— juju (@ayeejuju) June 28, 2024
It wasn’t helped by him introducing President Zelensky as President Putin during Thursday’s press conference.
NOW – Biden: "And now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine… ladies and gentlemen, President Putin." pic.twitter.com/tELnNtTIcC
— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) July 11, 2024
While he has continuing support from many quarters, Democrats are – increasingly – pressing him to step down, including his friend, George Clooney.
one full minute of unhinged reporters yelling “george clooney” at biden
who is obviously the most important person we should be talking about at the nato summitpic.twitter.com/MGZDwnvREj
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) July 11, 2024
Note to George Clooney.
Nobody asked you to quit acting after your performance in "Batman and Robin", so shut the fuck up. pic.twitter.com/r277jijOad— THE Church (@Michael58892792) July 11, 2024
aide: rob reiner and george clooney think you should drop out
biden: who?
aide: meathead and that guy from ER
biden: any word from the fonz?
aide: not yet, sir
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) July 11, 2024
The prize for ‘Unhinged Speculation of the Day’ (If we pretend the ‘JFK Jr. is alive and a Trump fan’ guys don’t exist) goes to Ted Cruz, who is never knowingly informed on any topic.
Ted Cruz predicts that Michelle Obama will replace Biden pic.twitter.com/TZYubK7gCl
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 11, 2024
“Ten months ago, I predicted they were going to push Joe Biden out and replace him with Michelle Obama. That may still prove to be the case.”
Oh, Ted, Ted, Ted. Less time on YouTube, more time reading unbiased news, or – you know – just doing your job.
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Not only has Michelle Obama repeatedly stated she would never run for president, Ted Cruz has the most punchable face in American history. https://t.co/oG3yvf4lTz
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 11, 2024
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Sure, whatever. Maybe Hillary Clinton will be her VP.
These folks are just spouting off garbage. https://t.co/XSzXEZ66Ua
— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) July 11, 2024
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Well I guess we now know that Ted Cruz actually is an Infowars listener https://t.co/VYwoADzRRV
— John Brooks (@ProbablyRealJB) July 12, 2024
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the Michelle Obama fan fic so many people have convinced themselves of despite everything we know is kind of insane https://t.co/psqFOjXMsr
— Eli Yokley (@eyokley) July 11, 2024
5.
Because the DNC shares their strategy with Ted Cruz?
— Machine Pun Kelly (@KellyScaletta) July 11, 2024
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Love how Ted got his podcast plug in. https://t.co/KIsykbmmnb
— Heather Gardner (@heathergtv) July 11, 2024
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Heidi Cruz is hoping someone will replace Ted.
— David Cristan (@DavidCristan5) July 11, 2024
8.
— Dolly Madison ✌ (@dollymad1812) July 11, 2024
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This would probably scare Cruz so badly he’d have to get away to Cancun!
— AmericasBurner (@AmericasBurner) July 11, 2024
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Ted Cruz is now officially the stupidest person in the world. https://t.co/NZDXR8rn8M
— Lady Lavender NYC (@PrincessofNYC23) July 11, 2024
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This should go without saying by now but Ted Cruz is full of shit https://t.co/25jU6p9fak
— Buckfast at Tiffany's (@DismalChips) July 11, 2024
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I'd vote for Hawk Tui girl over Trump. Does Cruz think Michelle Obama is off-putting?
OHHH! He thinks the Republican racism and misogyny thing is what drive everyone to vote.
That's it, right?— Honorable Father (@2ewl) July 11, 2024
Here’s some good advice the Senator will never take.
Someone tell Ted Cruz to stay off the propaganda networks and go help the weather ravaged citizens of Texas.
— Denison Barb (@DenisonBarbs) July 11, 2024
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