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‘What is the dumbest hill you’re willing to die on?’ 27 petty beliefs that people would defend to the death

14.

‘You do not have AN astigmatism. You just have astigmatism.’
-IntergalacticPioneer

15.

‘Movies should be no longer than 1:30. The 90s had it right.’
-CupAffectionate444

16.

‘Buying shoes for babies is silly.’
-ValuableIntelligent4

17.

‘A ‘plump, juicy’ raisin is just a grape. Raisins should be shrivelled and dry.’
-Haugbúi

18.

‘Backing up into a parking space is inconsistent with design and takes way more time than the time you save pulling out.’
-fatclownbaby

19.

‘You should make your bed everyday. It’s what separates us from the animals.’
-andygon

20.

‘The song ‘Country Roads’ is about western Virginia, not West Virginia. If you check the lyrics, the landmarks described are all in western Virginia.’
-Decent_Beat4661

21.

‘That nightmare before Christmas is a Christmas movie NOT a Halloween Movie. Yes, they are from Halloween Town, but the entire movie is about CHRISTMAS!’
-Wild_Ingenuity8670

22.

‘Oat milk isnt milk. It’s nut juice.’
-Unlucky-Cat-2196

23.

‘Planes should be boarded back to front.’
-cashewmonet

24.

‘At the movie theater, nobody should talk during the movie. Yes, that includes whispering. No, you are not uniquely good at whispering without being noticed.’
-SquareBottle

25.

‘People who hit the already lit up elevator button. I shouldn’t judge you, but I do. Oh. I do.’
-BunkyBooBoo88

26.

‘Give me mother effing physical menus I can hold in my hands. None of this QR code bs with poorly designed websites and crappy UI/UX for mobile that have a million pages to click through and take way too long to load.’
-kittanicus

27.

‘A person cannot give 110% of effort and it drives me crazy everytime I hear an athlete say it!’
-Commercial_Motor_558

And here’s one that isn’t so petty but we can all probably agree with (unless Elon Musk happens to be reading):

‘Personal wealth over a billion dollars should be taxed at 100%.’
-cloudddddddddd

Amen to that.

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