25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Welcome to the Poke’s weekly round-up of the things that have made us laugh this week – on Twitter/X, at least.
There’s a lot of topical stuff this week, but don’t let that put you off – it’s still funny.
1.
Sticking with only good news today pic.twitter.com/1wtJptHo1t
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) July 14, 2024
2.
In hospital with 12 yo with suspected concussion. Asked in cognitive assessment to name the prime minister…
"I can't remember but his dad was a toolmaker."
— Jeremy Pattison (@JEPattison) July 13, 2024
3.
What if the Trump assassin's real goal all along was to break up Tenacious D
— Hbomberguy (@Hbomberguy) July 18, 2024
4.
Opening a bar that only serves one bar snack and the bar snack is boiled new potatoes that are now cold that you roll in flaky sea salt
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 15, 2024
5.
— paulwall1970 (@paulwall1970) July 16, 2024
6.
Me at work wondering why I chose such a "peopley job" for someone who in fact, can't stand people. pic.twitter.com/csmpuXI26T
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) July 16, 2024
7.
Then they came for the sarcastic people and I was like oh great that's exactly what we need right now well done to all concerned.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) July 14, 2024
8.
— Satan (@s8n) July 16, 2024
9.
I was rather hoping I would be fully dead honestly pic.twitter.com/1Br4t22LCo
— John B (@johnb78) July 15, 2024
10.
Tesco have clearly upped their game in Customer Service … pic.twitter.com/UrKY3HR5nW
— John O'Connell (@jdpoc) July 16, 2024
11.
The Slug & Lettuce. #MAGA pic.twitter.com/0ZR6aG6jwB
— t/a Underscores Rn’t Us (@AndyPlumb4) July 16, 2024
12.
My Da Gerry, is a hardline Irish republican and sometimes to annoy him I'll call him Gerry/Londongerry.
— Stephen Herdman (@stephenherdman) July 17, 2024