25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
*Passing a note to a co-worker* can you trip me when I walk by so I have to go home? Circle yes or no.
— Molly (@HappyHijabbi) July 17, 2024
14.
Person: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Lunch and dinner: We’re standing right here!
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) July 18, 2024
15.
Carpe diem, translated literally as "the business travel expenses of a fish," has to be the worst motto ever.
— MichaelTrying (@MichaelTrying) July 18, 2024
16.
An Escape Room but it’s clicking on a recipe in Pinterest and then actually trying to find the recipe.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 18, 2024
17.
How cats be like when you bring them home from a £750 vet visit pic.twitter.com/dqNBY6yNb1
— Matthew (@fattmellows) July 17, 2024
18.
For what is a boomerang but a pet stick?
– Shakespeare
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) July 17, 2024
19.
Bro wtf… pic.twitter.com/FeYcPEIh1N
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) July 16, 2024
20.
farting is like the ringtone of the ass. the poop is calling…are you picking up??!?!
— Dave (@fartingassess) July 15, 2024
21.
Via @RalphJanik
22.
This is STILL happening. Sort it out @Keir_Starmer. pic.twitter.com/JSx14wN7T8
— cluedont (@cluedont) July 16, 2024
23.
It’s been there for 6 days.
It’s kitchen roll. Nobody knows what to do. pic.twitter.com/iIHWW1ObXn
— Lucy Nichol (@LucyENichol) July 16, 2024
24.
We are such a funny little species. Some of us collect seashells. Others like to "maximize revenue"
— (@im_all_id) July 17, 2024
25.
Some people think "I love you" is the most spoken lie, but without a doubt it's this blatant bullshit every time you block a temu ad. pic.twitter.com/mnZ4HqRgXH
— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) July 17, 2024
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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