Garron Noone has seen the UK’s ‘worst biscuit’ list and he thinks it’s pretty crumby

You won’t be surprised to know that singer and comedian Garron Noone has very high standards when it comes to biscuits, just like he has for tea. He’s a cultured individual.

So, he was not about to take it lying down when outrageous claims about what is or isn’t a bad biscuit were being bandied about. He made his feelings very clear.

@garron_music #fyp #irish #xyzcba #foryoupage ♬ original sound – Garron Noone

Only a country that voted for Brexit could commit such crimes against biscuits.

TikTok was on Team Garron.

On behalf of Britain I apologise for this, and the last 800 years. Soz.
Bethany Black

Shortbread!!!!! Shortbread!!!! Has no one in Britain HAD Shortbread.
Jokester

So… what the hell else are we supposed to eat..?
Ducky~

Sorcha Ní Nia shared his wise, if NSFW, words on Twitter/X.

he’s angry again lads pic.twitter.com/kOvl10u8WN

— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) July 16, 2024

Much facepalming followed.

1.

Cookies being on the list is symptom of how the tories destroyed the uk https://t.co/BbL8GndnqW

— lungowe (@lungowe) July 16, 2024

2.

He’s bang on here. So many of these shouldn’t be on the shit list. We, the UK, a biscuit loving nation, have failed https://t.co/iYWcenNAcE

— Clare (@clare_o) July 17, 2024

3.

He's right, chocolate fingers being on the list is fucking barbaric

— Bronwen says Free Palestine (@Bronwen85) July 16, 2024

4.

I’m personally offended that the Jammies are on there cause they’re fuckin delish https://t.co/eUBgtNnOum

— fiascá spice (@TillyNeon) July 17, 2024

5.

Thank you for bringing him and all his light into my life Sorcha you’re doing the lord’s work

— Russell ️‍ (@Medic_Russell) July 16, 2024

6.

I was expecting him to go on about the jammie dodgers and we all know it's the chocolate digestives or no digestives at all

— Drew (@JustRollinOn86) July 17, 2024

7.

Anger totally justified re:chocolate finger goodness! I think I love this man, don’t know who he is, but I love him! https://t.co/y1sqt81OQT

— copycontentwriter (@copycontentw) July 17, 2024

It takes all sorts to make a world.

I was sooo with him, till he said “party rings are rubbish”

Deport him. https://t.co/bxvqXOXNp2

— Your comprehension is shit… (@_ItsTitch) July 17, 2024

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