Bob Mortimer went to a pub with a ‘doggie dart collection service’ and it made everyone’s day better

We like a game of darts when we go to the pub but you don’t see boards in so many establishments as you used to.

And we’ve had the good fortune to visit a pub which not only has a dartboard but a ‘doggie dart collection service’ to boot, as shared by the estimable Bob Mortimer over on Twitter.

And it made everyone’s day – absolutely everyone’s day – just a little bit better.

Was in pub in Ireland and the lovely doggie offered a dart collection service… you can hear my delight. pic.twitter.com/vB0g3MZoRD

— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) July 21, 2024

And here’s precisely how much people loved that.

Was it the Rovers Return……

— Duckdiggler (@duck_diggler) July 21, 2024

Genuinely struggling to think of any situation in life that could feasibly be an improvement on being in a pub in Ireland with Bob Mortimer and a dart-collecting collie. https://t.co/7hW5v27KxX

— Phil Harrison (@MrPMHarrison) July 21, 2024

I was in a pub in Ireland… pic.twitter.com/EuLXXPwVDN

— ⭐⭐⭐chris whitehead* ⭐⭐⭐ (@ynwa71) July 21, 2024

I love this. Back in the day it’d be a whole segment on That’s Life https://t.co/ZgAS6zxAIH

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) July 21, 2024

The crafty collie

— TNFT (@TNFT95) July 21, 2024

Bob Mortimer’s laugh should be distilled into pill form and made available on prescription https://t.co/MB3ZsFLkI5

— Pip (@pipmadeley) July 21, 2024

Border Collies are the coolest dogs on the planet. A lot of work for owner but worth it. It amazes me how much they understand language.

— Aaron Goodman – “Papa Heme” (@AaronGoodman33) July 21, 2024

I want to live in this tweet https://t.co/PystQmNwsz

— Heidi Selassie I (@heidisaint) July 21, 2024

Possibly the most Bob Mortimer thing I can imagine

— Samuel James (@SamuelJ72317235) July 21, 2024

To conclude …

https://t.co/dYgXiay7aS

— Sid Lowe (@sidlowe) July 21, 2024

If it gets to 2-2 you are not allowed a decider because four legs are best.

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Source @RealBobMortimer