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Trump’s lawyer said nothing can stop him fighting for the country, and Captain Bonespurs entered the chat
Alina Habba is both one of Donald Trump‘s legal team and one of his most fervent supporters – and not in a good way.
Here she is getting worried about her boss’s ‘children’ being called to give evidence.
Trump lawyer Alina Habba delivers word salad rant and ends it with “won’t someone please think of the children!”
The children being:
Eric Trump (40 years old)
Don Jr. (46 years old)
I guess we know what it takes to get the GOP to care about children once they’re out of the womb. pic.twitter.com/vjC0xylhn1— South Dakota Department of Propaganda (@SoDakTruth) February 17, 2024
Despite presenting a losing case in Trump’s civil fraud trial in New York, Ms Habba is still in the Former Guy’s good books, which is why she made it onto the speakers’ list for the Republican National Convention.
She told Sky’s Yalda Hakim the Trump team’s position on a potential loss.
“There’s no question in my mind that when Trump wins he’ll clean up house”.
If he doesn’t win?
“I can’t imagine how that could happen unless somebody lies, cheats or steals but you can never put anything past them”. @AlinaHabba, Trump campaign senior adviser speaking to me at… pic.twitter.com/TsnIPFDACf
— Yalda Hakim (@SkyYaldaHakim) July 16, 2024
She may have graduated from law school, but it was with a 1:1 in ass-kissing.
People were less than convinced, and they weren’t afraid to say so.
1.
He’s fighting to keep himself out of jail. Fin.
— Art Candee (@ArtCandee) July 14, 2024
2.
Donald Trump has never fought for anything but himself. Snap out of the delusion already.
— Zion Darkwood (@ZionDarkwood) July 15, 2024
3.
He’s fighting for himself, not America.
What a joke.
Even his own voters are taking shots at him.
— Ryan Shead (@RyanShead) July 15, 2024
4.
What flavor Kool-aid was it? Orange?
— Plastic Martyr (@plasticmartyr) July 15, 2024
5.
Look I get he got shot at (and maybe not even hit with the bullet if the glass theory is correct) but I don’t think a couple stitches and a bandaid would stop most people from going on a plane https://t.co/dvacWR5seg
— Xx$w33p$McC007xX (@SweepsMcCool) July 16, 2024
There was one other slight problem with her claim …
6.
Narrator:
Donald Trump avoided the military draft 5 times during the Vietnam War https://t.co/RH1JIaEpOk
— Otto English (@Otto_English) July 15, 2024
7.
Except a corrupt doctor willing to write a note claiming bone spurs. https://t.co/7NpuMxdQpx
— John Sipher (@john_sipher) July 15, 2024
8.
Draft dodger gets off a plane.
— Jason – Not CIA troll farm – Joyful US Bastard (@UkrLrc_Jason) July 15, 2024
9.
Wild to say this about a literal draft dodger that talks shit on veterans. This country is filled with morons. https://t.co/ETtV8swHRs
— Thanos Prime, Conjuror of Cheap Tricks (@Reverend_Thanos) July 15, 2024
10.
Except bone spurs ♂️ https://t.co/YL2uzNROza
— ChiefChris22 ⚓️ (@ChiefChris22) July 15, 2024
11.
Oh yeah. Captain Bone Spurs. How many times did he dodge the draft? 5 I think.
— Christmas Time (@legal_mccormick) July 17, 2024
Let’s face it – this is absolutely the case.
A golf match would https://t.co/7cAyFfXaqu
— Spanish Dan conservative CORRUPTION (@SpanishDan1) July 15, 2024
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