JD Vance’s cringeworthy joke about ‘racist’ Diet Mountain Dew fell flat – 19 sparkling ripostes
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Diet Mountain Dew is such a cursed beverage. Mountain Dew is a carbonated bacchanal, a celebration of excess and mankind's hubris. To try and enjoy it at no caloric cost to oneself incurs a karmic debt. https://t.co/MoWeia11OW
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) July 22, 2024
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I didn't know it was possible but I think he has less juice than DeSantis https://t.co/0Jo2wRkBNr
— Sam (ABeardedPanda) (@ABeardedPanda) July 22, 2024
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This stiff makes Mike Pence look like Tom Jones. https://t.co/A5eDutobCT
— Mark Frost (@mfrost11) July 22, 2024
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no one will say "drinking diet Mountain Dew is racist" they will say "that racist is drinking diet Mountain Dew" https://t.co/ih1eFGIXNv
— crunchyrugger (@crunchyrugger) July 22, 2024
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Fucking hell. This is painful.
I’ve seen funnier tumours. https://t.co/3FZ9jitEPx
— Ina (@thatcymraes) July 22, 2024
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Ironically, “Diet Mountain Dew” is a great nickname for a guy who pretends to be from Appalachia. https://t.co/hkJu7FXzWM
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) July 22, 2024
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Guy says he’s from Appalachia and then talked about drinking DIET Mountain Dew. https://t.co/mnFgQbvbz5 pic.twitter.com/YTxIpZvoK8
— nick (@nickmoscato) July 22, 2024
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WTF does that even mean?
— Eric Slater (@ericsslater) July 22, 2024
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Trump has Palin'd himself. Vance has no charisma, is easily mockable and will become a laughing stock in short order.pic.twitter.com/bHBs0pNRZH
— Brandon Friedman (@BFriedmanDC) July 22, 2024
With performances like that, people can’t help but wonder how long Trump will put up with such a tepid warm-up act.
Lettuce commence the countdown! pic.twitter.com/9XeuNZ7QDR
— Lauren Windsor (@lawindsor) July 23, 2024
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