Simply 17 favourite things people are saying about Russell Brand right now
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Russell Brand: Edible tubers, fragmented and subsequently immersed in a seething lipid fluid until transmogrified into brittle morsels of an amber hue
Chip shop owner: Chips. You want fucking chips, right?
— Johnny Nice Painter (@JNicePainter) July 23, 2024
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Somebody liked this randomly from a year ago but it’s so funny, I thought I’d share it again. Making fun of Russell Brand will always be evergreen https://t.co/aojPFaWHdT
— jessie electric (@JessicaNonGrata) July 23, 2024
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You know people sometimes say a person is the ‘actors’ actor’ or the ‘comedians’ comedian’, well Russell Brand is the ‘cunts’ cunt’. pic.twitter.com/uorFPoIYpm
— The Jase (@jasemonkey) July 23, 2024
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The Russell Brand melanin/melatonin debacle is such an excellent display of how using word salad to try and sound smart doesn’t reflect whether you actually understand what you’re saying.
— Cara Lisette (@CaraLisette) July 23, 2024
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Say what you will about Russell Brand, but he absolutely owns a thesaurus and does not know how to use it
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) July 23, 2024
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Russell Brand is every bro in undergrad who wants desperately to sound smart and be validated but is just so stupid and the entire class hates him and just wants him to stfu. https://t.co/cz2T7hthd7
— David Moscrop (@David_Moscrop) July 23, 2024
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Every so often this 10 year old post starts picking up likes – a sort of early warning system that Russell Brand is writing very long sentences again. https://t.co/2IkLo3hMmC
— dan barker (@danbarker) July 23, 2024
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You pitiful dead eyed soulless crank @rustyrockets.
Russell Brand moved his own chess pieces and finds himself backing a sex predator over a woman who convicted sex predators. https://t.co/RJwHy2Mm9X— richard bacon (@richardpbacon) July 24, 2024
To conclude …
Brand’s perfectly-shaped karma is that no one dim enough to follow him will understand what the hell he’s on about. And anyone who does understand those words recognises that he’s a pretentious, witless prick. pic.twitter.com/goncPUpako
— Mike Scott (@MickPuck) July 23, 2024
And finally …
You’d think I would have shut the f**k up, wouldn’t you? By Russell Brand https://t.co/lCl520HSFO pic.twitter.com/vnvV3ah2d4
— The Daily Mash (@thedailymash) July 24, 2024