People are sharing their wildest workplace stories and these 25 are proper jaw-droppers
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Had to call the police. Small child left in a hot car in parking lot. Windows were cracked open and we should have been able to slide in hands and unlock doors and get child out. But child was jumping all over car. With a kitchen knife. Stabbing any hand that neared.
— Jen (@jmzcharlie2003) July 18, 2024
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I had a coworker who brought a baby pig into work. She claimed it was her emotional support animal. The pig needed to be fed a bottle several times a day. They moved her and the pig into two offices in a part of the building that was scarcely populated.
— christylemon☮️ (@christylemon) July 18, 2024
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In high school, I worked at a Pizza Hut near a highway. A hot air balloon full of people lost power, decended near our store, got caught on powerlines. The pilot cut the lines & the basket fell to the ground, killing him and the passengers.https://t.co/ywAYm4Mipb
— MistaGoodBar (@mistagoodbar) July 18, 2024
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They did away with potluck, one of our coworkers who loved cooking and bringing things in casually told us that his cat died a few days ago & that he put it in the freezer until he had time to bury it on the weekend
Also had a coworker who was stealing cars from the dealership
— Eastside Gunn (@BoobieMiles93) July 18, 2024
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Coworker got caught on camera stealing someone’s lunch by putting two chicken legs in her pocket. https://t.co/p5z241e1u4
— Keli (@ClassActKelz) July 17, 2024
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I was brought into an office to give massages the same morning a coworker had killed himself. Instead of cancelling their spa day I had to massage a bunch of crying people.
— Wendigo (@DFWendi) July 18, 2024
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I once had a hawk fly into my library after school. I had kids diving under tables, into my storage room, and behind my desk. And one (because there’s always that ONE) just calmly reading. It flew around the room and landed on top of the flag. Most patriotic thing I’ve ever seen.
— heather munson (@HeatheeM13) July 19, 2024
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Borders Bookshop I worked in a woman used to sneak in and slap bald men on the tops of their heads. https://t.co/pffoLVTLdh
— Stuart Anderson (@StuAnde) July 19, 2024
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My father in law, working at a school in Leeds, had a parent phone up and apologize that he couldn’t come to pick up his son that day because he was in an armed shootout situation with Police.
Say what you like about that bank robber, it’s responsible parenting. https://t.co/ngoQQFo27o
— Willard Foxton Todd (@WillardFoxton) July 20, 2024
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Spreading brown stain on the ceiling in our shop selling toy soldiers, area manager pushed up tile to investigate…and we discovered that some time ago, a tramp had crawled into the apex of our roof, died and the stain was his body liquefying https://t.co/ngoQQFozWW
— Willard Foxton Todd (@WillardFoxton) July 18, 2024
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Co-worker died after a long illness. His wife failed to tell his sister. Sister called the office asking to speak to him. Supervisor had to tell her that he was dead and buried.
— Jane (@jam6242) July 18, 2024
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While working at a college, we thought one of my residents was involved in a hit & run murder, after her car was found damaged with blood on the hood. And she went into hiding.
Turns out, a dead body fell from a plane and landed on her car while she was driving. https://t.co/gBPm6KRDWm pic.twitter.com/AINj1ofX3Y
— Troynelious Q. (@TheArnold_SoM) July 18, 2024
To conclude…
This entire thread could be a series on Netflix.
— gd witch of the north (@tracydareok) July 18, 2024
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