People have been sharing the Viz letters that live rent free in their head – 23 absolute hall of famers
People have been sharing their very favourite Viz letters after @drivelcast asked this over on Twitter.
Is there a @vizcomic Letter or Top Tip that lives rent-free in your head? EVERY time I’m driving, I think of the person who wrote in to say “Why should I use my indicators? It’s none of your business where I’m going”
— Drivelcast (@drivelcast) July 24, 2024
And it prompted surely the funniest thread you’ll see today (and if it’s got you in the mood for it – it’s surely got you in the mood for it – subscribe to Viz over here!).
1.
The rise in petrol prices won’t affect me because I put £5 in every time.
Think about it every time I fill the car up, without fail.
— Tom (@tmc2305) July 24, 2024
2.
Yep. The one my friend who likes practical jokes put in, in my name. I’ve lost count of the amount of random people from LinkedIn or Facebook have contacted me out the blue to ask if I’ve written into Viz… No, I hadn’t! pic.twitter.com/UycvAEF2si
— My6percent (@My6Percent) July 24, 2024
3.
https://t.co/RSgtEqxqsB pic.twitter.com/JlwZT75de1
— Fuck off (@Get_effed) July 24, 2024
4.
There is. Take an extra step at the top of your stairs to make next door think your staircase is longer than theirs.
— Martin Sainty (@SaintyMartin) July 24, 2024
5.
Haha! Reminds me of “When your neighbour parks on his drive, make him think he’s left his handbrake off by pulling your house backwards”
— Drivelcast (@drivelcast) July 24, 2024
6.
It was something like “I went to my local B&Q and the bloke on the door asked if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in but your readers might not be so lucky, so be warned.”
— Neil Drury (@neil_drury) July 24, 2024
7.
“Avoid hiring unlucky applicants by throwing half the CVs in the bin”
— goodbye to the worst website online (@angryaboutbikes) July 24, 2024
8.
Drivers. Avoid expensive towing fees by only breaking down in roadworks.
— Peter Sharples (@sharplespesq) July 24, 2024
9.
Just remembered one of my favourite Top Tips: “Convince people you’re a teenager by verbally abusing them and then asking for a lift ten minutes later”
— Drivelcast (@drivelcast) July 24, 2024
10.
Yes I have had one since I first read it, at least 30 years ago.
“Save money on expensive door-bell batteries by going to the front door every five minutes to check if anyone is there!” #viztoptips— Not Nothing (@notnothing) July 24, 2024
11.
I come across this every few months and laugh each time pic.twitter.com/R6D0xELT1X
— Rob (@Spongerob33) July 24, 2024
12.
All time favourite of mine pic.twitter.com/KNrTnxVM6V
— Matt Davenport (@Matty_Davenport) July 24, 2024