19 name suggestions for this ‘silly British dog’ that are worth a round of a-paws

Naming a dog requires a lot of thought. It’s not like some unimportant naming of a car or a baby – a dog’s name really has to be just right for that particular pooch.

So Reddit user @theinevitablekoala came to the right place when they crowdsourced names for their ‘silly British dog’.

What silly British name would you give this silly British dog?
byu/theinevitablekoala insillybritishnames

And some of the responses are fur-ociously funny.

1.
“Hamsworth SillyWiggles the first of his name, barker of ruffs, overlord of couchcushions, keeper of the plushies, Sniffer of the foodses, nibbler of the Kibbles, Needer of the scritches, spokens of the goodboys.”
-QuothTheRavenMore

2.
“This dog is a Jasper and you can not change my mind”
-Constant-Chilling

3.
Sur Jeffrey Dingle-Butt lll
-October_people

4.
“Baroness Florence de Evelyn Waugh.”
-DeliciousImpress1041

5.
“Cwtch. Not British per se, but Welsh. It’s pronounced “cooch” (rhymes with butch). A cwtch is like a hug or cuddle, only nicer :)”
-DipSniffa

6.
“Obarkwon Kendoggie.”
-Special-Island-4014

7.
“Gerinald Archie Octavion Columbus.”
-Jamie_fur

8.
“Lord Farnsby the third esquire. Binky for short.”
-JocastaH-B

9.
“Winston or Rupert for real.”
-OKPear6436

10.
“Lord or Lady CutieScoots.”
-Tj-Tengu

11.
“Sir Winston Fluffypippbles the third.”
-leebovine

12.
“Engelbert.”
-Soggy-Associate-7489

13.
“Truffle maggie Boswell.”
-Such-Geologist-574

14.
“Sir Singeon Smythe.”
-MrSnuffkin

15.
“Lord Nigel Wimbelton”
-Euphoric_Beyond4835

16.
“Cuthbert.”
-ENuffSaid01

17.
“Barnuby Chessington the 3rd.”
-Ikeameatballandchips

18.
“Beans and Toast, BT for short.”
-AspartameAnonymous

19
“Derek Sausages, Third Earl of Strawberry. Might be a bit of a mouthful at the park though.”
-Th3ophany

Source: Reddit/theinevitablekoala