25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Welcome to the Poke’s weekly round-up of the things that have made us laugh. To paraphrase Ben Elton, there’s a little bit of politics. If you spot someone new that makes you laugh, maybe give them a follow.
Enjoy!
1.
Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) July 22, 2024
2.
no drink has a worse vibe than gin. get into it and you're either drinking in a "gin palace" (it's a bar) or a place called something like "Mr. Fangleberry's Loonorious Establishment"
— Aidan James (@mcandidate) July 20, 2024
3.
One thing I love about my city is it that it gives very accurate bear warnings pic.twitter.com/0sm03OApSI
— Tiffany Stevenson (@tiffstevenson) July 20, 2024
4.
Condoms: 97% effective
The pill: 98% effective
IUD: 99% effective
Men hanging Trump flags on their house or truck: 100% effective— Mindy Fischer Writer (@mindys4Biden) July 23, 2024
5.
sometimes ppl ask why they got blocked and it's bc you posted something annoying so i looked you up, found your address, went to your home, snuck inside, looked in your wardrobe, and didn't like what i saw
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) July 22, 2024
6.
Never check your work email on a day off pic.twitter.com/FeL21vmCww
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) July 21, 2024
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Timeless pic.twitter.com/0NYRld56DO
— John B. Holbein (@JohnHolbein1) July 21, 2024
8.
"What is the charge? Eating a plant? A succulent garden plant?" pic.twitter.com/UTL2U7kwwd
— MrPaulRobinson (@MrPaulRobinson) July 22, 2024
9.
A controversial, but understandable decision by President Joe Biden. pic.twitter.com/XTMe1iQ9FS
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) July 21, 2024
10.
He doesn’t work when he’s low on cyan pic.twitter.com/k0obsomhZH
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) July 22, 2024
11.
…would be a shame if anything happened to it pic.twitter.com/qKodALS58P
— Professor Bison Sexhorn (@Brainmage) July 22, 2024
12.
we still have no idea where Kamala stands on electrocution vs being eaten by a shark. why won't she tell us. what are you hiding, Kamala
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) July 23, 2024