25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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No joke, was late meeting a friend because I had to go home and change once I caught me reflection and realised I was dressed like the kid from the start of Jurassic Park pic.twitter.com/xvSqyVIdrR
— Rachael Stott (@RachaelAtWork) July 20, 2024
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Most people don't realize that the actor that played Wilson in Castaway, is also the Top Gun actor in the 1986 volleyball scene pic.twitter.com/ryVBNKAqg4
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) July 20, 2024
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My kids were watching me cook and now they want to know why I throw the box out and then take it out of the garbage to read the directions
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) July 22, 2024
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— God (@angels_pimp) July 21, 2024
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this is exhausting pic.twitter.com/qtgwt3r5is
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) July 21, 2024
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— Barry Halverson (@barry_halverson) July 23, 2024
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— Sean Reynard (it) (@raghard) July 21, 2024
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I lied there’s no sex. you’re gonna watch mamma mia and mamma mia 2: here we go again with me and then help me storyboard a third in which meryl streep comes back to life
— ellie schnitt! (@holy_schnitt) July 25, 2024
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One time a grocery store clipboard guy was going too hard so I said “I’ve got fish in the car” and the weird level of specificity shut the whole interaction down. Now I use it all the time. Can’t talk, fish in the car. Works even better if you’re not at a grocery store honestly.
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) July 24, 2024
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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a "good boy" yet.
— Benny 'PROBABLE SPAM' Rollins (@citizenkawala) July 24, 2024
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Does anyone know if it's possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks
— James Cook (@jamesecook) July 22, 2024
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Today I was wandering around a bookshop. I asked an assistant, "Do you have Suella Braverman's book on UK immigration policy regarding illegal migration?"
The bookseller angrily said, "F*** off, get out and stay out!"
I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
— Michael Greer (@MGreer_PR) July 23, 2024
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Jose Mourinho's tactics have made it to Costa Rica. pic.twitter.com/Tz5161sPaJ
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) July 21, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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