The JD Vance couch jokes just keep coming – 21 absolute bangers
12.
if J.D. Vance was in England the tabloids would have two reporters dressed as a sofa and a dolphin following him around by now and I think the lack of this represents a real failure by the US press
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) July 27, 2024
13.
I wonder if JD Vance ever cheated on his sofa and had a one nightstand
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) July 27, 2024
14.
we cannot let JD Vance near the oval office pic.twitter.com/aKEAnaoLBB
— Amy A (@lolennui) July 24, 2024
15.
All these lame couch jokes about J.D. Vance only prove we are a nation in recline.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 27, 2024
16.
If you ever find coins in your sofa that's hush money from JD Vance
— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) July 27, 2024
17.
JD Vance pauses the video here pic.twitter.com/zQOk0ffg5G
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) July 25, 2024
18.
when you let jd vance housesit pic.twitter.com/VswzF48oWT
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) July 25, 2024
19.
My brother: “I think if JD Vance is elected vice president turkey would leave nato. Because of what he did to the ottomans”
— KHive Worker Bee (@selina_dedalus) July 28, 2024
20.
It's kinda sad the references are all to Vance and a "couch", real missed opportunity to talk about Sex and the Settee.
— Elaine Scattermoon (@scattermoon) July 25, 2024
21.
JD Vance's sofa. pic.twitter.com/ABooOWssIH
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) July 25, 2024
Even the official Kamala Harris campaign account got in on the act.
JD Vance does not couch his hatred for women pic.twitter.com/sGfZBpT5YF
— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) July 28, 2024
To sum up the situation.
Dem Strategists showed up with 25 bullet points on how to take down Vance and some stoned GenZ kid just said he fucked a couch and now he has to do his interviews standing up via zoom.
— Albie (@AlbieBrian) July 26, 2024
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