In case you hadn’t noticed yet, Reddit has shared 15 ways to tell you’re no spring chicken

Whether for the education of society’s youth or to condole with fellow elders, over on r/AskReddit, user I_Like_SnooSnoo has been asking the age-old question:

What is a clear sign you’re getting older?

And it was not without a little despair that the chronologically advanced citizens of the internet began sharing the classic signs of lengthening teeth.

1.

When you’re entering in your birth date online and you have to keep scrolling.
josenros

2.

There’s a bunch of little kids at concerts you go to.
bad5190

3.

When staying in becomes the best part of the weekend.
Still_Complaint_7737

4.

Take an accidental fall. If the people around you laugh, you’re still young. If they rush to help you up, you’re old.
FADITY7559

5.

When you make noises getting in and out of a seat.
Technicallyimalien

6.

When I realized, “Is this going to fuck my stomach up?”, became a normal thought pattern.
unkkut

7.

You just hurt now. Work out too much? Sore. Sit around too much? Sore. Get enough sleep? Believe it or not, sore.
leostotch

8.

Agreeing with the parents in Disney movies.
DeltaOmegaTheta

9.

That I get annoyed when the grocery store rearrange things.
Erik9722

10.

You start to dread the summer.
grumpycorgi4

11.

Ibuprofen on every floor of the house.
ChickenNugsBGood

12.

When you start getting excited about buying new kitchen appliances.
sexycrispy

13.

You start noticing that doctors, dentists etc are a lot younger than you.
Capable-Bake-6750

14.

When you start thinking about investing in a good pair of orthopedic shoes.
gigglygumdrops

15.

You start relating to squidward more and more.
Dramatic_Dentist_532

Well, that wasn’t very cheery. Look on the bright side – as you get older, so do all those people you didn’t like at school. That’s a very comforting thought.

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