This ‘trad-wife’ list of places to find your dream girl got dragged into next year – 17 funniest takedowns
10.
the girl of your dreams is posting veep pictures to song lyrics https://t.co/2Cs6H1gMeN
— disgraced congressman (@m3333g4n) July 29, 2024
11.
Men, your dream girl isn't on dating apps or at a nightclub, she's:
~ At the hotel
~ Motel
~ Holiday Inn https://t.co/tNs8t8H1FR— kate ✨ (@pulpy_fiction) July 27, 2024
12.
Met my now wife 8 years ago on Tinder, she's definitely the dream https://t.co/4o3l1AL3VW
— ↑↓ Lionel Yelibi ↑↓ (@Spiindoctor) July 25, 2024
13.
My dream girl is def shitposting on twitter https://t.co/lAtJqZFiv0
— Alek (@AlekJ14) July 25, 2024
14.
Men, your dream girl isn't on dating apps or at a nightclub, she's:
~Negotiating a weapons deal
~ At an underground black market
~ Researching targets
~ buying ammunition
~ Sipping a strong whiskey
~ Assembling explosives for a mission
~ Navigating through dense jungle terrain https://t.co/0SYm36s8sk pic.twitter.com/OCmyorE54E— Your mother's side piece (@ChefLuBu_ATL) July 30, 2024
15.
Men, your dream girl isn't on dating apps or at a nightclub, she's:
~In knee-deep mud at the sewage ponds
~Off shore photographing storm-petrels
~In the Gull Identification discord server
~On a boardwalk at a saltmarsh
~Learning fall warbler plumage
~Owling in the woods at 3 AM— Steven Kurniawidjaja (@NeonTetraploid) July 28, 2024
16.
Men, your dream girl isn't on dating apps, she's:
– Sleeping til noon because she was at a rock concert
– In the self-checkout so she doesn't have talk to anybody
– Got a Libby/Hoopla queue a mile long
– Sipping from a mug with a swear word on it
– Avoiding nature at all costs pic.twitter.com/KiuyOvv50b— Snark Knight (@SnarkKnight1) July 29, 2024
17.
Men, your dream girl isn’t on dating apps or at a nightclub, she’s:
—in a basement
—sleeping in grave dirt from her homeland
—chilling in mist form
—overthrowing the patriarchy
—drinking boxed wine
—watching a show about cryptids
—eating cereal out of the skulls of her enemies https://t.co/PmD7TkX8c4— Barlow Adams (@BarlowAdams) July 27, 2024
There’s also this.
Have you idiots met the types of young ladies who eschew dating apps and nightlife, go regularly to the farmer’s market and the bookstore, sip lattes in cute cafes, bake sweet treats for loved ones, and spend time in nature? Men, your dream girl is a gay communist https://t.co/xVbv7mQztr
— charlie (@baranskocracy) July 27, 2024
So, if you’re looking for a gay Communist, you know what to do.
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