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28 funny comments with a sporting chance of making you laugh at the Olympics
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I asked if they could include a finger guns category in the Olympics but they said it would be too sensual.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) August 1, 2024
16.
I would be absolutely brilliant at the beam right up to the moment when I had to get onto it.
— Lev Parikian (@LevParikian) August 1, 2024
17.
My mom called me and told me how much she likes watching Snoop Dogg at the Olympics and I had to remind her that she grounded me for buying his CD once
— Josh (@joshnorthsouth) August 1, 2024
18.
f1 drivers are spending their summer break by competing in the olympics i see pic.twitter.com/wPuKLXfssh
— athena (@sebsonwdc) August 1, 2024
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thesaurus pic.twitter.com/SJKbQNadft— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) August 1, 2024
20.
Stop sniggering, at the back… pic.twitter.com/Q4kF7yRVqx
— Liverpool: Then and Now (@keithjones84) August 2, 2024
21.
Have just learned that team fencing is not a melee where everyone fights at once a la The Three Musketeers. Am devastated.
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) August 2, 2024
22.
Man's got a shed full of massive fairground teddy bears. pic.twitter.com/chtja9Xyql
— Damian Counsell (@DamCou) August 1, 2024
23.
mens outfits in the fall vs summer pic.twitter.com/bAzjfZ9zMQ
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) August 2, 2024
24.
Now all we need is a new olympic event of horse trampolining, and we'll dominate the games for decades.
— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) August 2, 2024
25.
The way the Olympics warps your brain is incredible. Me, a 51-year-old crisp-addled failure, making a loud noise whenever I get out of a chair, criticising a hockey goalie for not stopping a shot fired at 100 mph.
— Jason (@NickMotown) August 3, 2024
26.
WHAT IF WE BRING HIS POMMEL HORSE BACK TO IRELAND AND LOADS OF TINY GREEKS GET OUT OF IT AND ATTACK US
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) August 3, 2024
27.
Can’t help but think the gymnastics would be an even better spectacle if they replaced the pommel with a real horse.
— Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss) July 29, 2024
28.
I’m watching dressage.
These horses aren’t even that good at dancing. They’ve got two left feet.— Neil (@_Enanem_) August 4, 2024
Richy Craven is out there trying to improve things for everyone.
Watching fencing and it's fun but I still think it would be better if every 3rd round they had to use broadswords.
— Richy Craven (@RichyCraven) August 4, 2024
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