Nothing to see here – just Robert F. Kennedy Jr. telling Roseanne Barr he staged a bear cub bicycle killing in Central Park
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what do u mean by “spin” robert u drove around with a dead bear in your car for hours and then threw it in a park https://t.co/JNopcswSmn
— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) August 5, 2024
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When you hit a bear cub on the way to a falconry retreat upstate which goes so well you run late to your dinner in Brooklyn at Peter Luger’s steakhouse so you’re late to your flight the same night so you dump the bear in Central Park instead of skinning it like you’d planned pic.twitter.com/py1Gx7cxCF
— Clayton Cubitt (@claytoncubitt) August 4, 2024
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maybe not the right merch for them to be selling? pic.twitter.com/TWglOAiDSr
— Jesse Ferguson (@JesseFFerguson) August 5, 2024
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Halfway through this brutally boring story by this complete nut job Roseanne realizes she’s made a terrible mistake. https://t.co/owong9EsVz
— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) August 5, 2024
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This is the craziest shit I have ever heard in my fucking LIFE https://t.co/0YMZ0arLAO
— Sad Ice Cream Truck Clown (@AndrewHilaryUS) August 4, 2024
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C’mon, like none of you has ever picked up a dead bear off the road with the intent to bring it home to Westchester and skin it for the meat but forgot it in your car and went to a big dinner at Peter Luger steakhouse and didn’t drink at all but you were with a bunch of other…
— Bill Murphy Jr. (@BillMurphyJr) August 4, 2024
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I like a president who can dispose of a bear corpse without getting nailed by the New Yorker.
— Allen Weisselberger (@weisselbergers) August 5, 2024
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let he who has not been on his way to do a bit of falconing when he came across a roadkill bear cub that he decided to eat but then left in his trunk for 10-12 hrs before deciding to stage a fatal bear/bike collision in NYC because he was late for a flight cast the first stone
— matthew. (@iAmTheWarax) August 5, 2024
If this happens, we can guarantee we’ll pass the news on.
If you’re a reporter and you don’t ask RFK Jr “you got any other funny animal corpse stories?” what are you even doing?
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) August 5, 2024
Are you ready for another plot twist?
So we’re just going to skate over the fact that it was JFK’s granddaughter that broke the RFK Jr bear cub story 10 years ago? pic.twitter.com/VwW3KhkRdW
— bekka supp (@valhallabckgirl) August 5, 2024
No wonder QAnon got so popular.
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